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NotBert- Posts : 5739
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missyj- Posts : 1330
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NotBert Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:03 am
Amusing to see that three threads aligned here were
"Berlusconi's sex orgy flats"
"Snapchat issues"
and
"Hi Bert"
There is no truth in the rumour that Jonesy, She and I have a Snapchat account based on photos from a sex orgy flat we share
"Berlusconi's sex orgy flats"
"Snapchat issues"
and
"Hi Bert"
There is no truth in the rumour that Jonesy, She and I have a Snapchat account based on photos from a sex orgy flat we share
- Spoiler:
- But a man can dream, can't he?
NotBert- Posts : 5739
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NotBert Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:30 am
Post your lils here, Jonesy. I always knew this thread had a greater purpose
The one on the top.
I must point out that if you ever did, I don't know what I'd do. Probably a toss up between being shocked and, well, a toss up
The one on the top.
I must point out that if you ever did, I don't know what I'd do. Probably a toss up between being shocked and, well, a toss up
NotBert- Posts : 5739
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NotBert Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:26 pm
This will be this forum's Chilcot.
We'll wait years and then when she does, it'll be behind so many curtains and filters that you won't even be able to tell it's Jonesy, let alone her knockerage.
We'll wait years and then when she does, it'll be behind so many curtains and filters that you won't even be able to tell it's Jonesy, let alone her knockerage.
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- Now, if you've been watching all the time, there are three markers that show this is me
(i) A recall gag - I've gone back into a scenario, blown on the ashes and rekindled it
(ii) A wry gag. Looks like it's about tits but is in fact taking the piss of a corrupt society that will accept the wankery of crack-covering inquiries
(iii) A word in there that I've clearly made up, found funny and posted for when I forget it and re-read later and laugh myself - on this occasion, "knockerage"
A poor second to Jonesy actually sending the girls to the front, obviously, but once she does it, where's the magic? Whereas I can do this shit all the time. I might give Barry Cryer a bell.
NotBert- Posts : 5739
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missyj- Posts : 1330
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NotBert Thu Jul 20, 2017 1:23 am
That wasn't the deal, Espinoza. THAT WASN'T THE DEAL!
If I wanted to make you laugh and disappoint you at the same time, Jonesy, I'd do one of my stories but leave the last line off. There's also nothing worth seeing on a cock pic. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind catching a glimpse of the jewels in a mirror as I pass or as I drape my knackers over a neighbour's car while they're asleep, but artists painted women for a reason. Nature curves, man draws straight lines. I honestly don't see the attraction, design-wise it's a bit shit.
Did laugh, though. Have sent you a PM
If I wanted to make you laugh and disappoint you at the same time, Jonesy, I'd do one of my stories but leave the last line off. There's also nothing worth seeing on a cock pic. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind catching a glimpse of the jewels in a mirror as I pass or as I drape my knackers over a neighbour's car while they're asleep, but artists painted women for a reason. Nature curves, man draws straight lines. I honestly don't see the attraction, design-wise it's a bit shit.
Did laugh, though. Have sent you a PM
- Spoiler:
- No I didn't, but there was a gag to be had...
NotBert- Posts : 5739
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NotBert Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:06 am
Just realised that in asking me, clearly punching above my weight, for a picture of my cock, Jonesy has in fact reversed the internet as history has shown that old uggos like me (but not me; you can trust me on the "uggo" and that "never say never" will not apply for me in terms of actual, rather than comedic, sexpestery) have form for sending unsolicited shots of the twig and berries to anyone.
The whole internet as a result is running backwards - underage teen girls are pretending to be middle-aged lorry drivers, corporate twats are breaking into kids' computers and stealing their Snapchat accounts and large-breasted Eastern European redheads are masturbating over pictures of me in the knack Is that the time?
The whole internet as a result is running backwards - underage teen girls are pretending to be middle-aged lorry drivers, corporate twats are breaking into kids' computers and stealing their Snapchat accounts and large-breasted Eastern European redheads are masturbating over pictures of me in the knack Is that the time?
NotBert- Posts : 5739
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Guest Mon Jul 24, 2017 12:30 pm
NotBert wrote: underage teen girls are pretending to be middle-aged lorry drivers
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NotBert Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:05 pm
missyj wrote:Cock pic first , yours not mine
Can I just say that these last two weeks, I've been really pleased with my area? Sounds a bit random, it's not like I'm going to take a picture of it or anything, it's not my dinner, FFS, but every time I catch a glimpse, I nod appreciatively.
Don't know if any of you have days like that (with your own, not mine, obviously) but I do. So there
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