she spoke.mummy cabbage actually spoke.she said

"wot?"

i was rambling on,
talking to myself in,
the kitchen.

i replied,

"take no notice,just rambling".

she looked at me with a pain/troubled expression,
for a millisecond,
yeah,
that long.

omg!
she's alive.

then her attention returned to her god,
the almighty one,
the all-knowing,
the all-seeing,
telly.