oops! i spoke without thinking.

wife came to bed last night,
and i said,
"right i'll get up then".
she said,seeming quite surprised,
"what are you doing?".

"i'm sorry dear,you snore" i replied.
"like a fuckin trooper" i thought.

nah,
the truth is,
we both snore,
and i'm such a light sleeper.
if the cat farts,
i hear it.
but she needs to get a night's sleep.
i don't.

talking of bed,
and sleep.

al shabab v al ahli at 12.55.

later

get some ear plugs.

no way she'll let me put 'em in her nostrils.