wishing,but it'll pass.

i wish i was techno orientated.
would love to be able to have a dabble on e-bay,
wish i had the know-how.

buying,
AND,
selling.

never mind.

there's no way i'm gonna figure all that shit.
let alone upload photos etc.
it just aint gonna happen.

ramble over.

I can just about manage to buy on ebay.never sold.mind you ive got nowt worth selling.

i've got stuff that i wouldn't mind giving a try.
might make a few quid.
e-bay better than putting it in a skip.

morning_glory wrote:I can just about manage to buy on ebay.never sold.mind you ive got nowt worth selling.

Too easy.

morning_glory wrote:I can just about manage to buy on ebay.never sold.mind you ive got nowt worth selling.

bert DOES have a point there.

most women,
if they did but know it,
are sitting on a goldmine.
literally.

erixter wrote:most women,
if they did but know it,
are sitting on a goldmine.
literally.

I was thinking higher up, Eric... MG would come back with "you could try and make a clay model, but you'd need a lot of clay" at which point I would say "for the boobs".

Then we both burst into flame, there is so much sexual electricity, sparks and flammable material between us. Which is good for me as she doesn't get to be disappointed by my subpar performance. What can I say, nerves.

NotBert wrote:

erixter wrote:most women,
if they did but know it,
are sitting on a goldmine.
literally.

I was thinking higher up, Eric... MG would come back with "you could try and make a clay model, but you'd need a lot of clay" at which point I would say "for the boobs".

Then we both burst into flame, there is so much sexual electricity, sparks and flammable material between us. Which is good for me as she doesn't get to be disappointed by my subpar performance. What can I say, nerves.

the word "frisson" springs to mind.

go get 'em bert,
or fred.

erixter wrote:most women,
if they did but know it,
are sitting on a goldmine.
literally.

if someones buying, im selling.

Im afraid weve all missed the boat.my days as a temptress are over.

morning_glory wrote:Im afraid weve all missed the boat.my days as a temptress are over.

I speak for us all when I say I am better placed to be the judge of that. I reckon this is all part of your pitch...

Scrap that, I know it is... Missing the boat my eye, we're all on the landing stage and you keep saying "I'll let my gangplank down in a minute, boys..."

OK, I stretched that metaphor too far and it snapped

bert,
re:"i only want to look,honest".

just about sums me up nowadays.

Eric, I've had that signature up for weeks. Glad that someone actually twigged

and tbh,
i'm not really bothered about looking.