reading my daily mirror;

big ben,
leaning.
now aint that a fkr?

you gotta laugh though eh?
bugger gettin old.

and HOLLY WILLOUGHBY,
hot or what?
wow!wow!wow!

and then there's lady gaga.

well what the hell,
i would.

as for cheryl cole.
she's just a fucking baby,
lost,
and so insecure.
go away little girl.
go away.

and then it's dr.miriam.
and "parkinsons".
kind of puts things into perspective.
doesn't it?

i never thought tht i'd ever say this,
but.
"dear coleen".
"i'm 22 and never had a job".
i want so much to show this to mummy cabbage.