Wife bought a scratchcard today...

...and won £80!
WOO HOO!

Nobby Cheese wrote:...and won £80!
WOO HOO!

Played. Having a celebration drink?

Yeah...a cup of Yorkshire tea.

good on her nobster.

your on top t'night then.

and don't be rough.

Don't be ridiculous Eric....nobody fucks their 62 year old wife!!

Nobby Cheese wrote:Yeah...a cup of Yorkshire tea.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Don't be ridiculous Eric....nobody fucks their 62 year old wife!!

Why not...lube makes it like a wet 18yo all you do then is close your eyes

bitofatwat wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Don't be ridiculous Eric....nobody fucks their 62 year old wife!!

Why not...lube makes it like a wet 18yo all you do then is close your eyes

And put a peg on your nose.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Don't be ridiculous Eric....nobody fucks their 62 year old wife!!

Steak dinner, Tone, no pressure

Nobby Cheese wrote:Don't be ridiculous Eric....nobody fucks their 62 year old wife!!

well,
apparently,
it does happen.

i bet it's like licking a brillo pad.

Fruit is only meant to be eaten when ripe.

fair comment.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Fruit is only meant to be eaten when ripe.

Or peeled and sliced. That was Ted Bundy's defence

Can't believe I posted that. I'm not that funny

i read a line from some old grannie in a porno mag once,
"turn out the light,and i'm who-ever you want me to be".

erixter wrote:i read a line from some old grannie in a porno mag once,
"turn out the light,and i'm who-ever you want me to be".

and tbh,
if it was a complete stranger,
she might pull it off.

or you really gotta like her.

what's she like at role-play nobster?

dig out that old nurse's uniform .

I couldn't contemplate shagging anything over 40 thanks.

well i tell you what,
i could,
if i liked her,
she had something intelligent to say,

and if i could get away with it.

over 50s are so grateful.
i wouldn't mind.

but then,
i don't think it's ABOUT age.
if you can connect with somebody,
with what they're thinking.
how they feel about certain things.
y'know?

yes sex would be nice.
if i felt up to it.
lying naked with a dirty,loving woman,would be nice.
i'd settle for the naked loving woman,and conversation.
i just want some one to talk to.
and a blow-job maybe?

Nobby Cheese wrote:I couldn't contemplate shagging anything over 40 thanks.

Steak dinner, Tone, I'm not that far over