This is what being a vegan and teetotal does to you

Ugly cunt

Same age as me only he's wearing a fucking syrup.
A large Kebab and two pints of ale a night would have him back to normal inside 3 months.

How you doing nobby?
What made you decide to come back mate.

I'm getting by thanks mate...The old bones are fucking aching more and more with the passing of the years.
I came back here because the rest of the internet is so fucking boring these days!

Nobby Cheese wrote:I'm getting by thanks mate...The old bones are fucking aching more and more with the passing of the years.
I came back here because the rest of the internet is so fucking boring these days!

Good to see you back nobby.Thius place certainly need a bit of an injection of life.
You still in spain or back over here?
Im going for a pint in the lamb in romford market on friday with my dad,aint been there for ages.

I'm off to Spain for the winter in just over 5 weeks man.
I might be in Romford Market on Friday...I just might just pop into The Lamb!

More than welcome to a pint of romfords finest nobby.i'll be in there from 12.

If we are going down I'll let you know on here.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Same age as me only he's wearing a fucking syrup.
A large Kebab and two pints of ale a night would have him back to normal inside 3 months.

I could kick seven bells out of the doctor in the Mirror who "diagnosed" him today, the cunt.

You read the fucking Mirror?

No, Tone, my old man does and old habits die hard.

I don't read papers but I will pick up what's in front of me. It's one of the few areas I disagree with Nye Bevan and even then I agree with the overarching sentiment

i read the mail

Staggy wrote:i read the mail

FFS!!

Do you pay for it, Staggy? I can save you the cost if it helps.

Anyone who isn't a white middle class male with no health problems who fucks women is to blame

No charge, cut out and keep

Yep have it delivered every day bert.
Along with the racing post about 3 magazines for my wife a peppa pig mag for my youngest and some other for my eldest daughter.
If i miss one weeks payment at the shop i need to get a bloody loan out.

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader, ‘Watch out for the benefit claimant, he wants your biscuit’

I actually feel guilty about my ex paper boy.
He is now about 19 as fat as fuck and spends his time between the local bookies doing 10p patents and playing roulette and drinking strong cider in the allyway.
At 13 he was up at 6.30 delivering my papers but a couple of years reading my racing post and he is like a star of shameless.(i know he wasnt reading peppa pig as the youngest wasnt born then)

Staggy wrote: doing 10p patents and playing roulette and drinking strong cider in the allyway.

He has a better life than me.

Nobby Cheese wrote:

Staggy wrote: doing 10p patents and playing roulette and drinking strong cider in the allyway.

He has a better life than me.

Morning lads!

runawaytrain wrote:Morning lads!

Spots

Hello train woman.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Hello train woman.

You'll be more or less neighbours in December Tone