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Make up an Italian football team
Guest Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:20 pm
Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:
Pizza
Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro
Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami
Cornetto
Gondola
Pizza
Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro
Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami
Cornetto
Gondola
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:07 am
Tone, the disturbing thing is that you could do it with the drugs you've been on historically...
Metro Nidazole
Mesa Lazine
Clarythro Mycin
Lanso Prazole
Predni Solone
Azathi Oprine
Cipro Floxacin
Hu Mira
Code Ine
Flucloxa Cillin
Lope Ramide
I could probably do a solid list of subs as well...
Metro Nidazole
Mesa Lazine
Clarythro Mycin
Lanso Prazole
Predni Solone
Azathi Oprine
Cipro Floxacin
Hu Mira
Code Ine
Flucloxa Cillin
Lope Ramide
I could probably do a solid list of subs as well...
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:13 pm
My Romanian XI to combat them
Suk Madic
Igor Tajokic
Lar Fitov
Plis Djakmeov
Laivbot Rescu
Dedi Nadic
Puldi Edov
Per Fecpic
Donc Idic
Dasfu Cinric
Vuk Yubic
Suk Madic
Igor Tajokic
Lar Fitov
Plis Djakmeov
Laivbot Rescu
Dedi Nadic
Puldi Edov
Per Fecpic
Donc Idic
Dasfu Cinric
Vuk Yubic
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:50 pm
Actual Brazilian team
Julio Cesar
Roberto Carlos
Carlos Alberto
Roberto Dinamite
Ronaldo
Ronaldinho
Luis Fabiano
Serginho
Walter Casagrande
Fred
Robinho
On the bench
Adriano
Eduardo
Or better
Julius Caesar
Bob Charles
Charlie Albert
Bob Dynamite
Ron
Little Ron
Louis Fabian
Little Sergei
Wally Big House
Fred
Bobby
On the bench
Adrian
Ted
Julio Cesar
Roberto Carlos
Carlos Alberto
Roberto Dinamite
Ronaldo
Ronaldinho
Luis Fabiano
Serginho
Walter Casagrande
Fred
Robinho
On the bench
Adriano
Eduardo
Or better
Julius Caesar
Bob Charles
Charlie Albert
Bob Dynamite
Ron
Little Ron
Louis Fabian
Little Sergei
Wally Big House
Fred
Bobby
On the bench
Adrian
Ted
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sun May 19, 2013 9:09 pm
I've had a Greek player in my head all day
Sinu Sitis
Sinu Sitis
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
bitofatwat Sun May 19, 2013 9:12 pm
NotBert wrote:I've had a Greek player in my head all day
Sinu Sitis
Is it the pollen? driving my eyes nuts lately
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sun May 19, 2013 9:16 pm
No, stock autoimmune response in me, BOAT. Happens a few times a year, usually once quite bad. This is just annoying
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sun May 19, 2013 9:18 pm
Brazil have a bloke called Alan as well
Which is like American parents calling their kids "Scarborough"
Which is like American parents calling their kids "Scarborough"
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
Guest Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:49 pm
I forgot my subsNobby Cheese wrote:Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:
Pizza
Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro
Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami
Cornetto
Gondola
Pepperoni, Gigolo, Pannini, Mozzerella and Ducati
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:34 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:I forgot my subsNobby Cheese wrote:Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:
Pizza
Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro
Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami
Cornetto
Gondola
Pepperoni, Gigolo, Pannini, Mozzerella and Ducati
And managed by Fellatio
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:54 pm
As an aside, Tone, I remember Fantasy Football doing an Arsenal Lags XI. It had stocks such as airport briefcase thief David Hillier and comedy driver Tony Adams but it pushed him into midfield. Why? So it could fill in the back line as follows:
Peter Storey (porn smuggling)
Peter Storey (immoral earnings [brothel keeping])
Peter Storey (car theft)
Peter Storey (forgery)
Brilliant
Peter Storey (porn smuggling)
Peter Storey (immoral earnings [brothel keeping])
Peter Storey (car theft)
Peter Storey (forgery)
Brilliant
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:02 am
NotBert wrote:Nobby Cheese wrote:I forgot my subsNobby Cheese wrote:Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:
Pizza
Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro
Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami
Cornetto
Gondola
Pepperoni, Gigolo, Pannini, Mozzerella and Ducati
And managed by Fellatio
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:39 pm
Rumour has it the Italian back four tonight will have a very unified yet melodic feel...
- Spoiler:
- Quando
Quando
Quando
Quando
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:56 pm
And to add to it, Billy Birmingham always did a bit in this vein...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A65433143
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A65433143
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:09 am
Football teams who should exist
Perfidious Albion
Dellone Rangers
Elektree City
Iftekidzare United*
Szczitondi Villa
*They will never be defeated
Perfidious Albion
Dellone Rangers
Elektree City
Iftekidzare United*
Szczitondi Villa
*They will never be defeated
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:54 pm
Going out in a bit but I thought I'd put a placeholder in:
Players whose names have more vowels than consonants:
Rules:
Name they are known by (so Eddie, not Edward, for example)
"Y" is a consonant
The former England international, now sadly deceased, Ugo Ehiogu has already volunteered for the captaincy. Ian Ure is in as well. And in a parody of his entire career, Joe Cole has found himself getting a place. More later
STOP PRESS: Lou Macari has been in touch and said can he be in this and the thread title side. I remember him well, so I told him to fuck off.
Players whose names have more vowels than consonants:
Rules:
Name they are known by (so Eddie, not Edward, for example)
"Y" is a consonant
The former England international, now sadly deceased, Ugo Ehiogu has already volunteered for the captaincy. Ian Ure is in as well. And in a parody of his entire career, Joe Cole has found himself getting a place. More later
STOP PRESS: Lou Macari has been in touch and said can he be in this and the thread title side. I remember him well, so I told him to fuck off.
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Re: Make up an Italian football team
NotBert Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:14 pm
So we have
Ian Storey-Moore has asked again about the "y". Told him "no dice". Robbie Earle has been given a ticket, though
Ugo Ehiogu
Lou Macari, Joe Cole
Ian Ure
Ian Storey-Moore has asked again about the "y". Told him "no dice". Robbie Earle has been given a ticket, though
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