Strangest pic ever taken at a football match?

Spurs v Man Utd 1972

Some standout blokes in the crowd, tbh, but you do know that the two old dears in the foreground are Mal Allison and Bertie Mee who had the same idea for a spying mission on the same day?

Big Mal is telling Bertie to fuck off, at least they're in the title race. Scroll on to 2012...

If you just glance at it, the United bloke has only one leg

Nobby Cheese wrote:Spurs v Man Utd 1972

In a version of "Where's Wally?", I invite you to play "Where's Kapil Dev?"



This is a game that has versions that could go on for weeks...

Where's Richard O'Sullivan?

What happened next? Note the guy on the right



It seems this...




The cock

Magdeburg hadn't scored in five games so their fans decided to help

The video of them running up and down with the arrows is on you tube......very funny.

NotBert wrote:Some standout blokes in the crowd, tbh, but you do know that the two old dears in the foreground are Mal Allison and Bertie Mee who had the same idea for a spying mission on the same day?

Big Mal is telling Bertie to fuck off, at least they're in the title race.  Scroll on to 2012...

lol

"Haven't been to Wembley for years, lads"
"You're not wrong, Bill. Not since '33 and it's fucking '66 now"
"Let's enjoy his London while we're here"
"OK"
"This Hyde Park is gear, isn't it?"
"Yeah, look at that black fella over there, doing some fitness stuff"
"Looks a bit like that boxer"
"Which one?"
"The one who put Liston on his arse"
"Clay?"
"Yeah, calls himself Muhammad Ali now"
"Fighting Cooper soon, isn't he? Can't be him..."
"Fuck me, it IS him!"

I remember in my late teens playing football at university and wearing a pair of boxer shorts. Lithe fucker, I was, and Jonesy would sit up and listen at this point as I recall a long ball over the top that was one of those lost causes you had to chase for pressure's sake but were never going to get. Of course, while chasing, I have no real restraint in the cockular area and naturally, the old baby cannon is being Akabusied about a bit as I'm going at full tilt. Well, the cock makes a run for the open air and as such, while pegging it, I'm trying to rearrange, put the mouse back in the house, as it were. I have two goes, at which point I'm all but laughing my cock out but instead, I get it safely in.

I only mention it because some aren't so lucky.

Beardsley's natural successor was of course Paul Scholes...

The Welsh Premier League offers an opportunity for older players to have a longer career than expected

Brilliant. You get the feeling that the QPR of that day had the communal bath after the game filled with whores and champagne.

And used betting slips.
The guy behind him is Wrexham's Billy Ashcroft and when asked to comment on that pic he said it was the nearest he got to Stan all afternoon.

Recognise this, Tone?

Pele takes on Sheffield Wednesday in front of a big fucking crowd standing on a mountain at Hillsborough

NotBert wrote:Recognise this, Tone?

Looks like Arsenal v derby by the shirts.
Half time taken on the pitch?

NotBert wrote:Pele takes on Sheffield Wednesday in front of a big fucking crowd standing on a mountain at Hillsborough

Stunning.