When did you last fart?

Around 5ish for me.... was in Morrisons, near to the fresh meat, an old couple must have got a good old lungfull because their faces were a picture

About ten minutes ago

Actually, I need to revisit that last post

And that's how you do comedy - timing

NotBert wrote:Actually, I need to revisit that last post

This thread this week could have been interesting for me if it were "when did you last fart confidently".

Been a bit gutsy, squeezing one out would be a bit of a roulette spin, hoping not to land on "brown"...

I walked into some cunt's fart in a subway today....I nearly threw up.
  

Nobby Cheese wrote:some cunt's fart in a subway

Clearly a footlong with chipotle sauce...

Given America's Chipotle restaurant chain is killing people with e-coli and other food poisonings, this thread seems a bit prescient

Fuck me, I've been holding this one in for years

With me these days it's more a case of when did I last shit.

Thursday actually.

Nobby Cheese wrote:With me these days it's more a case of when did I last shit.

Thursday actually.

Between us we're probably close to the national average then, Tone.

Punchline that must be played:

Tone, it's been five weeks, any movement?

On the lactulose now and managing a pathetic daily squidge job.

That's annoying, especially given how balanced your diet is - you aren't a bloke who shies away from veg and fibre

I know.......puzzles me too......Probably diverticular grief.....I am 70 after all and my parts are wearing out.