Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
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Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
She's just said that i had farted in my study room (here) and carried the gas (smell) in my jeans into the living room. I tried to blame molly (the dog) but she called me a dirty cow.
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Re: Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
Mad Tony wrote:
I 'll get my own back later when i fart into her tupperware sandwich box and seal it in with the lid
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Re: Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
bitofatwat wrote:Mad Tony wrote:
I 'll get my own back later when i fart into her tupperware sandwich box and seal it in with the lid
She'll just think there's ham in it.
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Bert wrote:bitofatwat wrote:Mad Tony wrote:
I 'll get my own back later when i fart into her tupperware sandwich box and seal it in with the lid
She'll just think there's ham in it.
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Re: Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".
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I hate things like bodily functions
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snake plissken wrote:I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".
Dont give me ideas snake, first thing she goes for when she make a cuppa
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Re: Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
snake plissken wrote:I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".
"I can smell fig rolls but I can't see them..."
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Re: Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room
Bert wrote:snake plissken wrote:I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".
"I can smell fig rolls but I can't see them..."
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