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Nobby finishes reading the book ' Be the man in you own home' He calls to his wife and said ''From now on my word is law. You will cook me a gourmet meal tonight and afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want starting with Anal. You will bathe me as I relax, towel me dry and massage my feet ready for a good nights sleep. Tomrrow take a guess at who will dress me and comb my hair'' The wife replied ''The fuckin funeral director would be my first guess''
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 62
Location : twatsville Barnsley
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Because of the severe weather conditions in the UK at the moment the Government has issued this warning. Anyone travelling in snow or icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing including a scarf, hat, and gloves, 24 hour food supply 3 ltr drinking water, de-icer rock salt, flash light, safety triangle, tow rope, petrol can and a set of jumper cables. Eric looked a right twat on the bus this morning!!!
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Ched Evans, Craig Thomson and Adam Johnson are sat having a drink in a pub overlooking a girls' school...
Johnson said "My girlfriend goes there. She's fifteen but seems a lot older, she's one of a couple of girls from there I could have got it on with"
Thomson counters "I've got a couple of girlfriends there aged fourteen and twelve, and I could have got it on with five or six"
Evans sneers at the two of them. "A couple, five or six, I could get it on with every girl in the school, no bother. I could have any girl in there I want."
"How's that then, Ched?"
"Because I'm a rapist"
Footballers. Cunts the lot if them
Johnson said "My girlfriend goes there. She's fifteen but seems a lot older, she's one of a couple of girls from there I could have got it on with"
Thomson counters "I've got a couple of girlfriends there aged fourteen and twelve, and I could have got it on with five or six"
Evans sneers at the two of them. "A couple, five or six, I could get it on with every girl in the school, no bother. I could have any girl in there I want."
"How's that then, Ched?"
"Because I'm a rapist"
Footballers. Cunts the lot if them
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
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After hearing a rumour, Jonesy went on to Wikipedia and read the entry in there that was titled "Bert's cock"
She was amused to read the message
"This article is a stub: please help us by expanding it"
Cheeky cunts
She was amused to read the message
"This article is a stub: please help us by expanding it"
Cheeky cunts
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
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Harry Connick Jr and Michael Bubble found dead
Croonervirus, apparently
Croonervirus, apparently
NotBert- Posts : 5739
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