had a convo with stickie this morning,and yes she's...................

Guest Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:25 pm

knockin on a bit.
could be as old as me. Shocked

well,
maybe not THAT old.
but,
i like her.
and i STILL wouldn't mind getting to know her a little better. Neutral

bitofatwat Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:52 pm

erixter wrote:knockin on a bit.
could be as old as me.
well,
maybe not THAT old.
but,
i like her.
and i STILL wouldn't mind getting to slip her a length.

Guest Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:55 pm

who knows boat?

wouldn't want her to have any sort of expectations in that department,and would be apologising in advance.
but again,
if we ever got that friendly,
who knows? Neutral

bitofatwat Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:15 pm

erixter wrote:who knows boat?

wouldn't want her to have any sort of expectations in that department,and would be apologising in advance.
but again,
if we ever got that friendly,
who knows?

Most women ive me like a bit of tongue too eric ....who knows Laughing

Guest Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:44 pm

Cut the cackle Eric...does she do anal or not?

bitofatwat Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:12 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Cut the cackle Eric...does she do anal or not?

Or even MOT

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NotBert Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:55 am

"Heh heh, that reminds me of a game in 1968/69, Leeds United against Coventry and this young reporter got his debut brown wings from a whore picked up on the aptly named Headrow. Norman Hunter was a tower of strength but they couldn't break Coventry and drew 1 apiece, where as my tower of strength won as I smashed in her back doors. I don't think I bettered that performance until the game when Dennis Bergkamp, the Dutch maestro, scored the hat-trick for Arsenal against Leicester, if I remember correctly which were first, second and third in goal of the month and I managed to fuck a Ukrainian prostitute three different ways in a 90 minute spell to equal him."

Guest Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:02 am

Guest Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:51 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Cut the cackle Eric...does she do anal or not?

i don't imagine that i shall ever know.

do i REALLY WANT TO?

i don't know.

Guest Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:55 pm

i REALLY like her.

i doubt that she ever gives me a thought.
she's old,
probably married.
and she has her dogs.
i'd be her dog.

"A'OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

woof!

woof'woof!

she could pet me,
and stroke me. had a convo with stickie this morning,and yes she's................... 392373

had a convo with stickie this morning,and yes she's................... 392373

and tbh,
she's a bit old for that shit.

i mean,
at 73,
who needs it? Wink

NotBert Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:23 pm

Just fucking rump her. Razz

Sorry Eric, just having a bit of fun - carry on, you know we all follow this avidly

Guest Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:33 am

bert speak for "borin old cnut".
sorry. Embarassed

women!
i don't fuckin know had a convo with stickie this morning,and yes she's................... 523193

.

we're speaking.
we're not.
we are.
we're not.
we are. had a convo with stickie this morning,and yes she's................... 75119

this has happened before.
what goes on with those creatures? Mad

reckon i'll just withdraw into my sun-crossword and fk 'em all. had a convo with stickie this morning,and yes she's................... 2728206345

NotBert Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:54 am

Far from it, Eric. I have a mental picture of your events and it's pretty much the only web tale where I do that. I think we're all the same on here - we watch it like we all watched Roots in the 70s

Guest Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:01 pm

well i wish i'd never spoken to her.
i'm starting to feel very awkward.

i said "good morning" to her this morning.
and with a sideways glance,
it was like oh!whatever. Neutral

but,
we've spoken.
we've chatted.
can't just ignore her ( maybe i should ).
and,
oh i don't know.

Guest Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:09 pm

i think if she ever asks me,
point blank,
why did i break the,god knows how many years of silence,
i shall just come clean and tell her.
what's to feel ashamed or embarrassed out?
i might tell her that "hey!you're not un-attractive.i'm just another married bloke who isn't getting any.and if she's shocked and/or embarrassed,she shouldn't be."
"okay,so it isn't gonna happen."
"i'm sorry". Embarassed

missyj Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:52 pm

NotBert wrote:Far from it, Eric. I have a mental picture of your events and it's pretty much the only web tale where I do that. I think we're all the same on here - we watch it like we all watched Roots in the 70s

watched it and read it , nice work eric Smile