Just got this text from my mate...

..."I've been diagnosed as totally colour blind today...this means some of my mates could be black without me knowing. If you are black please delete my number from your phone and fuck off"

Nobby Cheese wrote:..."I've been diagnosed as totally colour blind today...this means some of my mates could be black without me knowing. If you are black please delete my number from your phone and fuck off"

I thought I'd do one of those odd challenges for laughs yesterday, so decided to preface every conversation I had with the words "Speaking as someone who isn't having sex with you..."

Apparently not a good idea if you're attending a 7-year-old's birthday party. 36 kids now give me a wide berth every time they see me.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Fuck me, I was funny once.

You were there.