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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:08 pm

having a bad day,
things going wrong,
suitors queuing up for a piece of you. affraid Mad when only a woman will do.when a wank just............won't,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,do 75119

oh what power they weild.

just to feel,
the touch,
of a woman. Crying or Very sad

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Post  NotBert Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:13 pm

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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:16 pm

WTF? Laughing

i won't look.

but,
just a little bit of comforting sometimes.
y'know?

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Post  NotBert Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:31 pm

It doesn't exist, Eric (at least I hope it doesn't Shocked ) but should be the sort of site that would work for situations like this
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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:39 pm

bert,
i need a woman.
a nice woman.
a caring-sharing woman.
a dirty, ish (when it's called for),woman.

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Post  NotBert Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:45 pm

That's where Pleaty went wrong. He should have got himself a "regular". Although my only experience of this comes through television which means one of you will be murdered within two hours and the crime will be solved by a fat drunk in a black suit with a gambling problem, a long-suffering wife and a son who hates him and a daughter who makes up the numbers.

Although you get a shot at Harry Potter's mum.
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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:46 pm

NotBert wrote: a long-suffering wife and a son who hates him.

Suspect

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Post  NotBert Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:49 pm

erixter wrote:
NotBert wrote: a long-suffering wife and a son who hates him.

Suspect

Laughing

She doesn't suffer and he doesn't care from what you say, Eric.

You're not Robbie Coltrane, are you?
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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:54 pm

she suffers.

he actually does care.
and it's a shame.

the problem really IS me.
and i'm so sorry.

but there it is.

life eh?

ps,
not coltrane.

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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:56 pm

NotBert wrote:That's where Pleaty went wrong. He should have got himself a "regular". Although my only experience of this comes through television which means one of you will be murdered within two hours and the crime will be solved by a fat drunk in a black suit with a gambling problem, a long-suffering wife and a son who hates him and a daughter who makes up the numbers.

Although you get a shot at Harry Potter's mum.

lol! lol!

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Post  NotBert Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:59 pm

Eric, have you been lying to us? Suspect

TBH, it's a family dynamic that isn't uncommon. Jimmy McGovern is popular because he writes about what Marcus Aurelius said - "We covet what we see every day"
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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:01 pm

NotBert wrote:Eric, have you been lying to us? Suspect

TBH, it's a family dynamic that isn't uncommon. Jimmy McGovern is popular because he writes about what Marcus Aurelius said - "We covet what we see every day"

confused scratch

sorry bert,
you've lost me.

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Post  NotBert Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:07 pm

You were telling us he doesn't give a fuck about owt, but now you say otherwise.

The missus meanwhile has opted out and picked her path - if it's suffering of her own making, it doesn't count.

McGovern's writing meanwhile strikes chords familiar to us all. So we watch, because we get it
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Post  Guest Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:12 pm

lardthing is young.
and so,sees himself of some sort of rebel.
don't we all?
especially with our fathers.
but truthfully,
deep down,
he's hurting.
i think.
and there's nothing i can do.

he just has to grow up.
i can't help him with that.

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Post  bitofatwat Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:18 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:
NotBert wrote:That's where Pleaty went wrong. He should have got himself a "regular". Although my only experience of this comes through television which means one of you will be murdered within two hours and the crime will be solved by a fat drunk in a black suit with a gambling problem, a long-suffering wife and a son who hates him and a daughter who makes up the numbers.

Although you get a shot at Harry Potter's mum.

lol! lol!
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Post  NotBert Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:29 pm

www.davidpleat.com

Really, that made me laugh. He's still a figure of fun in the sad old man buying sex scenario for me
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