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GOLDEN GRAND SLAM WINNER SAYS "I'VE NO GOALS LEFT. EXCEPT AMATEUR PORN"



She'd finish me quicker than she did Sharapova

she doesn't do anything for me.

i just don't like "big".

maybe it's a confidence thing.

I like big.....I don't like fucking black though.

I could just watch her walking around naked all day. Well, not just watch.

NotBert wrote:I could just watch her walking around naked all day. Well, not just watch.

i know what you're sayin bert.
but for me,
it's gotta be milk-white,
and slim.

I'm certain she jumps up and down like that when excited just so that the cameraman doesn't have to find someone tidy in the crowd.

I bet her gash smells like dog shit.

If I ever get to find out, Tone, I'm telling everyone. Provided she doesn't fuck me to a grinning death

Treadmill and a sweater. I'd settle for that.

Tony's Ultimate Dilemma



You know you want to...

Nobby Cheese wrote:I bet her gash smells like dog shit.