I wondered why there were helicoptors overhead for the last 2 hours

A FUCKING LION IS ON THE LOOSE JUST AROUND THE CORNER TO ME!!!



Police search for lion on the loose in St Osyth
Residents living in the St Osyth area are being advised to stay indoors after police received reports of a lion being seen in a field.

The large cat, believed to be a lion, was seen in fields off Earls Hall Drive in St Oysth, near Clacton, just before 7pm this evening, Sunday, August 26.

Officers from Essex Police have been working with experts from Colchester Zoo who believe the reports to be genuine after being shown a photograph from a member of the public.

There is an increased police presence in the area, including firearms officers and the police helicopter searching near where it was spotted.

Police are also trying to establish where the lion may have come from.

Anyone who sees the lion is advised to call 999.

Fucking lions, coming over here, disrupting our way of life...

FIVE animals on the prowl and two of an unidentified species. All seen to have escaped from East London

Spoiler:

The story is bollocks.
The local circus and Colchester zoo have said they don't have one missing and as if the press wouldn't have published the pic that a member of the public showed plod.
This country is going insane.

Nobby Cheese wrote:The story is bollocks.
The local circus and Colchester zoo have said they don't have one missing and as if the press wouldn't have published the pic that a member of the public showed plod.
This country is going insane.

Has it been on the mane news yet?

Apparently it was a sheep with a hangover. It'd had its fleece cut when it fell asleep on another sheep's couch. They worked this out when they saw the make up they'd put on him as well.

NotBert wrote:Apparently it was a sheep with a hangover. It'd had its fleece cut when it fell asleep on another sheep's couch. They worked this out when they saw the make up they'd put on him as well.