sleeping with the dog tonight

she says i keep her awake.
well,
i don't sleep so good at nights.
and she has gotta be up early tmorra.

I hope it farts all night.

he wouldn't,
he's nothing but sweetness and light,
her baby.

anyway,
i shall have a crap night,
and hopefully crawl up to bed when she's gone.

fuck all to bet on anyway.

well,
just you and me nobster.
and i'm ready to bed down.
waiting for honey-monster and lardthing.

I didnt think you slept with her..

i always go to bed saturdays and sundays,
usually end up getting up,
because of her snoring.
not always.

but if i'm keeping her awake,
i'll stay with the dog.

that cunt snores as well,
but not so bad.