Re: Luis Suarez

bitofatwat Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:12 pm

NotBert wrote:A Utd fan friend of mine was philosophical about it - the headline "Suarez bites Ivanovic" would have been so much worse if Paul Dickov played for Chelsea...

Guest Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:37 am

NotBert Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:46 pm

NotBert wrote:Too good for English football. His close control and vision are completely fucking wasted in this country and I don't recall anyone so capable inside the box.

Guest Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:26 am

Best player in the world right now.

NotBert Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:56 pm

NotBert wrote:
NotBert wrote:Too good for English football. His close control and vision are completely fucking wasted in this country and I don't recall anyone so capable inside the box.

Guest Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:49 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Great, great player.

Guest Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:49 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Best player in the world right now.

NotBert Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:21 pm

We could end up doing this all season, Tone, where after another suspension, he manages 26 games and 45 goals... and the support acts get a few too.

Guest Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:32 am

I'd crawl naked over 200 yards of broken glass to watch him play.
I'd draw my curtains if any other Prem player was playing in my back yard.

Guest Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:06 am

Because he had to miss the first 6 games through suspension this season he was priced up at a general 12/1 to be top scorer in the Prem Bert.
Now trading at 1/7
How much did I have on despite seeing the huge price?
Yes, nothing.
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NotBert Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:26 pm

Same here Tone, and after flagfall he touched 33s, I believe.

Hindsight is massive but this year there is no other defined scorer in the top flight IMO (Van Persie can fuck off, the Torres of the Netherlands). And for a bloke whose foil is Sturridge...

Guest Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:17 pm

Aguero is also the real deal Bert.

NotBert Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:25 pm

Mourinho's Chelsea and Moyes's Everton spring to mind.

I think the first season Chelsea won the league under Mourinho, they won 9 games 1-0. Everton won 7 or 8 the same. At a routine 6/1 for the 1-0, you could farm them that season and would have landed at least one double.

The same goes for Suarez/Aguero first goal. I think as a double they've dropped twice in the last three weeks they both played. And in the third week, had Sakho's goal been taken as an own goal, they'd be 3/3.

You can almost set your watch by them

NotBert Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:28 pm

Hasn't scored in the last hour.

Will be pronounced "shit" by the press tomorrow and "a flat track bully" as they try to ruin him the way they did with Robin Smith against spin bowling.

NotBert Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:58 pm

Seems they've found someone who can stop him

Howard Webb.

NotBert Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:29 pm

They've scored 90 league goals this season Shocked

They still have five to play. City have 84 with 7 to play. It's fucking ridiculous

NotBert Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:54 pm

Stats for the season so far

P 30, scored 30 - Luis Suarez
P 35, scored 28 - Norwich City, Crystal Palace

Palace have, however, conceded 41. Liverpool have conceded 44.

The last time Liverpool conceded more than 44 goals in a season? 1998/99. They managed it four times in five seasons after promotion in 1962 and in back-to-back seasons under Souness in 92/93 and 93/94.

Liverpool have scored 96 goals this season. Their top flight record before that historically was 92 when they won it for the first time in Bill Shankly's tenure in 1964.

Liverpool and Everton have both done the double over Manchester United this year. This has never happened before.

NotBert Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:20 pm

Players' player of the year. An awful lot of people are pissing razor blades by the sound of their griping

NotBert Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:23 pm

From post one, sentence one

NotBert wrote:Too good for English football. His close control and vision are completely fucking wasted in this country and I don't recall anyone so capable inside the box.

Guest Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:08 pm

FFS
Now we won't see the genius for at least a season I fear.
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bitofatwat Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:13 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:FFS
Now we won't see the genius for at least a season I fear.

unless he's made to wear this

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Guest Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:18 pm

bitofatwat Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:29 pm

Guest Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:03 pm

Some mad cunt in Norway backed this to happen at 174/1!
Shocked

NotBert Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:31 pm

Not the worst three quid he's ever spent.

He should behave like that off pitch as well - he's an affable family man by all accounts, happy for his kids to mix in an area where I would describe some of them (I am of that parish) as "feral". If he started going out on the piss, setting off fire extinguishers in pubs, assaulting DJs and stubbing fags out in kid's eyes, he'd be England captain and on BBC Question Time

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