Luis Suarez

NotBert wrote:Not the worst three quid he's ever spent.

He should behave like that off pitch as well - he's an affable family man by all accounts, happy for his kids to mix in an area where I would describe some of them (I am of that parish) as "feral".  If he started going out on the piss, setting off fire extinguishers in pubs, assaulting DJs and stubbing fags out in kid's eyes, he'd be England captain and on BBC Question Time

Know what your saying bert.  I think players in general nowadays have this sense of aloofness and beyond prosecution and until one really gets punished things like this in the sport as well as out of will just continue.  There is no denying his passion for the game.

Apparently the bite shot the papers are running with tomorrow is photoshopped.   

Brooks got away with murder today. Great fucking day for journalism yet again.

He bit him Bert.

Pics may exaggerate it but that's not the point ,he bit ,again   

Irrespective, Tone, he'll get whatever he'll get. However, if the media are going to run with faked shots, what next? They'll be hacking dead children's phones and publishing fake photos of soldiers pissing on Iraqis.

Oh wait...

Seeing isn't believing any more is it   

missyj wrote:Seeing isn't believing any more is it   

Jonesy, it's not a question of that. That fucking cunt Brooks has got off because of Murdoch's fucking millions and his declaration of intent to save her, pal of Cameron, Blair et al., whose legal team was led by another Cameron. I am currently seething that money has spoken, nay screamed given how much Emperor Rupert will have thrown about and the only parasite bigger than the MP, the reporter, has got off scot free.

Suarez was too good for English football, we don't deserve him either way and whatever FIFA do, it'll be wrong because they're their own kind of wankers.

Today was a bad day for British justice, another one of whitewash by putting time between charge and verdict so that the country has forgotten and doesn't give a flying fuck. Coulson clearly had his dick in the bacon slicer when they knocked to not get off.

The difference between being a friend and an employee of Cameron - 2 to 5 years, your honour.

Yeah it stinks bert ,I thought the evidence against her was pretty solid

missyj wrote:Yeah it stinks bert ,I thought the evidence against her was pretty solid

Its always been a case of "its bit what you know, but who you know"

But agree, she was supposed to be the gaffer and she knew all about it , encouraged it and probably put em up to it as well  

Nobby Cheese wrote:Some mad cunt in Norway backed this to happen at 174/1!
  

Not a mug bet really.   

Have to laugh at these tho

I think the most impressive one is the photoshopped one the BBC are using.

The bite is in the middle of his back.

The shot beneath is a picture of him biting six inches to the left on his shoulder.

Piers Morgan eat your heart out

As an aside, Shearer's indignation and fury is a bit hollow. Go over to ITV and ask Neil Lennon

Gordon Strachan has just made Adrian Chiles shit his pants

"We don't have any morals in football, let's get that right, we have none, because over the years I've played football there's been wife batterers, there's been drunken driving incidents, there's been infidelity, there's been Eric Cantona jumping into the crowd and Kung Fuing somebody in the chest, the clubs stand by them. And the supporters themselves, when these guys come back they stand up and applaud them on the pitch, so don't anybody start talking about morals because we don't have any in football. All it's about is winning football matches. If these things had been done by youth team players who've not got any importance to the first team, they get sacked but because they can bring in merchandise and they can bring in money, then they will back them to the hilt."

Nice to hear someone actually say it   

Would have been tidy if his oppo on ITV, Neil Lennon, had been on too. The follow up line "I once was kicked in the head by that bald ex-England captain on the BBC" would have scooped the pool. All Strachan missed out was that England captains are on a permanent freeroll

I like Gary lineker

missyj wrote:I like Gary lineker

It was Shearer who kicked Lennon in the head after teeing him up and got absolutely nothing for it

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:I like Gary lineker

It was Shearer who kicked Lennon in the head after teeing him up and got absolutely nothing for it

I know , I was referring to your mention of England captains

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:I like Gary lineker

It was Shearer who kicked Lennon in the head after teeing him up and got absolutely nothing for it

Not even a round of applause?
  

I don't particularly like Lennon either, Tone, but the minute you get the England captain's job, you get the keys to the mortuary.