Batshit crazy multis

March/April/May has imminently

The Lincoln (tomorrow)
The National (next week)
The Masters (April 11-14)
Champions League (ongoing)

My four:
STRICTLY SILVER 12s
TEAFORTHREE 16s
BRANDT SNEDEKER 25s
BORUSSIA DORTMUND 7s

All multiples to small stakes EW, bigger singles, stakes as yet undecided

good luck with that one bert.

The acca alone pays just under 46,000/1

Singles at unit and one-fifth stakes EW for the multis I chose. Not a fortune laid out in the attempt to win a fortune. Long perm at tiny stakes for interest and on the moonshot chance that all six drop further included

Docofthebay 155 Donc (16s)
Red Cadeaux (Dubai World Cup) 605 today (25s)

Nobby Cheese wrote:The acca alone pays just under 46,000/1

I would accept that, Tone

Nobby Cheese wrote:The acca alone pays just under 46,000/1

happy days.

Biggest multi I ever landed was a treble in 1969
11/2, 3/1 and 6/4

64/1

Just on 300,000/1 here.

NotBert wrote:Just on 300,000/1 here.

For a shilling

nice one.

15 grand...pre decimal days??
Enough to buy 3 houses!

I could relate the story, Tone, but there were far bigger hits on that day. It actually started at Chester earlier in the same year at night racing and it was all down to Mrs Bert

No, Tone, for 5p. I am just old enough to still use my old man's nomenclature. 50p to this day is still ten bob.

NotBert wrote:Singles at unit and one-fifth stakes EW for the multis I chose. Not a fortune laid out in the attempt to win a fortune. Long perm at tiny stakes for interest and on the moonshot chance that all six drop further included

Docofthebay 155 Donc (16s)
Red Cadeaux (Dubai World Cup) 605 today (25s)

Nearly ate my own liver after deserting Global Village for the Lincoln and watched it fail by a short head.
Red Cadeaux 2nd.
Docofthebay didn't show.

NotBert wrote:March/April/May has imminently

The Lincoln (tomorrow)
The National (next week)
The Masters (April 11-14)
Champions League (ongoing)

My four:
STRICTLY SILVER 12s
TEAFORTHREE 16s
BRANDT SNEDEKER 25s
BORUSSIA DORTMUND 7s

All multiples to small stakes EW, bigger singles, stakes as yet undecided

NotBert wrote:Singles at unit and one-fifth stakes EW for the multis I chose. Not a fortune laid out in the attempt to win a fortune. Long perm at tiny stakes for interest and on the moonshot chance that all six drop further included

Docofthebay 155 Donc (16s)
Red Cadeaux (Dubai World Cup) 605 today (25s)

Global Village's place in the Lincoln rankling now as Teaforthree maes it two places from four

Snedeker in contention but just dropped two shots and he'd be a decent winner for me outside this bet. Have saved (BOAT style four years ago) on Cabrera after he finished R2 @22s

Scrap that. I've got Snedeker to win it, top 5, top 6 and top American and I think he's going to shit the fucking lot.

Both Cabrera and Snedeker in the water at 13

fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

Fuck me, this is keeping me on pins. Cabrera now tied for the lead and a belting drive on 17. Snedeker now in a split of fourth and joint top American...

Golf is even more fucking boring than horse racing.

I like the Masters, Tone - more for the setting than anything, it de-stresses me, all that azalea. That and the crazy golf course my old man and my kids (and I) loved in Southport is called the Masters after an Arnold Palmer layout.

Mind you, this fucking round has done the opposite.

PICK UP A FUCKING SHOT WILL YOU!

Stupid fucking bastard. Snedeker ties for 6th after bogeying the fucking last, losing his share of top American, his top 5 place and splitting 6th with Olesen.

Who is top American? Tiger cheating fucking cunting Woods, who should have been disqualified after the second round but wasn't because he's Tiger cheating fucking cunting Woods.

Cabrera in playoff. Clearly a lay on my fucking luck

And Cabrera skins both fucking holes in the playoff but loses to a cunt with a broomhandle putter.

Fuck my luck, I could stop a fucking train at the minute