The words to this have made me piss myself laughing

i used to think that the muppets were great.
let a kettle boil dry once because of them.

Check the lyrics to that one.

i fuckin can't can i?

erixter wrote:i fuckin can't can i?

ffs Eric

erixter wrote:i fuckin can't can i?

Song and thread

Why can't you eric

missyj wrote:Why can't you eric

He has no sound on his pc.
I told him to get some speakers but he said that was too complicated.
I told him to plug ordinary headphones in but he said he was frightened of headphones.

Ffs , how can you be scared of head phones

missyj wrote:Ffs , how can you be scared of head phones

I lied

Well it is plausible

missyj wrote:Well it is plausible

i don't have sound.
speakers?
wouldn't know how.
don't want fuck with my system.
and i'm too tight to buy them.

i don't mind mate.
silence is fine.
living with two cabbages.
and never looking at telly,
it HAS to be.

That would be fucking great on the Disney Channel...