These look nice

I hope she has vinegar and salt on them.

Nobby Cheese wrote:I hope she has vinegar and salt on them.

On her tits?

I only noticed the tits when you asked that.

Fish 'n chips
Mmmmmm

1. The chips are underdone. They look positively insipid
2. The fish might be passable. Looks firm, batter may be a tad on the thick side but shouldn't swamp it, I reckon
3. Cardboard box. No. Clearly not from a chippy.
4. Tomato sauce? Fuck off
5. They're falsies

NotBert wrote: Tomato sauce? Fuck off

Just because Chips are light does not mean they are underdone , new oil and certain spuds can bring this about

We know that, Jonesy, but they're underdone.

I prefer just the tits

NotBert wrote:We know that, Jonesy, but they're underdone.

maybe they are , maybe they are not , taste test needed really

Well I'd need to borrow a car but I could be there in about six hours?

missyj wrote:

NotBert wrote:We know that, Jonesy, but they're underdone.

maybe they are , maybe they are not , taste test needed really

i'd go along with that.
actually,
an expert can tell by just squeezing them.

We squeeze them to make sure they are done , you have to be quick though

hot eh?