Calling Eric, Tony and Bert

How would you approach this situation?


Your new next door neighbour gives you a call and asks you to come to her house to put her a new plug on her iron, you enter and she's waiting for you like this

Spoiler:

Eric would turn and run or failing that, ask her if she'd like a chat.

Bert would come in his pants.

I'd go in and fuck the arse off the slut.

What I'd like to know is:
Does Gerry McCann know there are pics of his wife like that on the internet?

Nobby Cheese wrote:What I'd like to know is:
Does Gerry McCann know there are pics of his wife like that on the internet?

Bert has taught me well.

I was going for "It's a yes from me, Alesha, what do you think?" but the McCann gag, sterling work.

However, I have to ask - how old is her fucking iron if it doesn't have an EU approved integral or fitted plug or cable? And have you got any biscuits up there?

She's ruined those tights

missyj wrote:She's ruined those tights

They were ruined before she put them on. That fucking colour

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:She's ruined those tights

They were ruined before she put them on. That fucking colour

ok if your 17

Jonesy, I saw 17 more recently than she did and I wouldn't wear them

Well, I might be persuaded, tit for tat and all that...

i don't do spoilers.
and yes i'd run,
simply because i couldn't believe that a woman actually wanted me.
so why would she be standing there naked?
i wouldn't be able to figure that one.
probably say something like,
"i'm sorry,have i called (had typed come,but removed it) at a bad time?"
then of course,
penny having dropped,
there's the small matter of my inadequacy,
and failings in that department.
i wouldn't know how to put a plug on anyway,
so yes,
i'd make my apology and leave.