Re: the need for a read,the oxfam bookstore,and an oxfam a/c? bugger being old....just another excrement-thread.live.

[NotBert]

Yep , always have been , went from teen paperbacks to my mums Mandingos , read roots when I was about 12 , mum made us go to bed early the only thing to do was read

I beg to differ

[Guest]

ttt.

[NotBert]

Try reading some Ernest Hemingway.
For me, his finest work was 'The old man and the sea'

You can read it free here:
http://www.tiengiang.edu.vn/FileUpload/Vanban/File8167.pdf

Hemingway, Tone? Really?

Hemingway

"I walked into the shop to buy some trousers. As I perused the racks, a salesman approached me

'I see you are looking at the trousers', he offered. I nodded in reply. 'The wool mix are of excellent quality and good value for the price we ask', he ventured further.

I looked across at him. He caught my look. We appraised each other there in the white heat of the trouser racks. We stood in silence a moment. I nodded slightly in appreciation. He inclined his head in recognition.

'I think I will take the wool mix. Two pairs', I stated. We made our way to the cash register in silent comradeship.

Any other author

"I bought two pairs of pants on Monday."

It's dismally slow guff. As an aside, he shot himself. Chances are if he'd gone any other way he'd still be fucking dying and writing about it now.

For Whom The Bell Tolls is a good read if you had an interest in the subject matter (Spanish Civil War) though

[missyj]

Yep , always have been , went from teen paperbacks to my mums Mandingos , read roots when I was about 12 , mum made us go to bed early the only thing to do was read

I beg to differ

[Guest]

well slap my thigh.

[NotBert]

Yep , always have been , went from teen paperbacks to my mums Mandingos , read roots when I was about 12 , mum made us go to bed early the only thing to do was read

I beg to differ

What? Always found the bed to be a functional item. I go to bed to sleep. If I'd been sent to bed, I'd have become an early riser.

[NotBert]

It's not all smut, Jones, you know that about me by now.

Yes, the percentage call might be for smut, but it's a dangerous assumption to make...

[missyj]

Yep , always have been , went from teen paperbacks to my mums Mandingos , read roots when I was about 12 , mum made us go to bed early the only thing to do was read

I beg to differ

What? Always found the bed to be a functional item. I go to bed to sleep. If I'd been sent to bed, I'd have become an early riser.

no advantage to getting up earlier than required in that house

[missyj]

It's not all smut, Jones, you know that about me by now.

Yes, the percentage call might be for smut, but it's a dangerous assumption to make...

I played the odds

[Guest]

nice one mj.

[NotBert]

It's not all smut, Jones, you know that about me by now.

Yes, the percentage call might be for smut, but it's a dangerous assumption to make...

I played the odds

You lost. Take off your clothes.



















Now THAT'S a recall gag

[missyj]

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