sunny morning.off to church for sunday service.......bzzzzz.. dandelions,and oliver twist syndrome.

NOT!









HAPPY DAYS.

shouldn't knock it though.
it's harmless enough.
each to one's own eh?
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just waiting for lardthing to shake himself.
then i shall get today's grub cooked,
have a bite to eat,
and bugger off to bed.
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well,
i had an hour or so in bed,
couldn't sleep,
so i'm up.
rambling, hungry,and waiting for LT.
again.
he's off out soon.
then i shall get myself some grub.
and maybe have a taste of my taurus pear.
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aunt bessie's mini-roasties.
with garlic and herbs.
fried egg and sausage.
chopped tomatos(with garlic of course).
and marrowfat peas.

it'll do f'me.

then i shall hang some washing out.
if/when my neighbour buggers off.

what ARE marrowfat peas exactly?
i mean,
yes.
okay.
they're peas.
but what's marrowfat

i wonder about shit like that.

answers on a postcard please.

my neighbour is in his garden shed.
still.
fuckin pervert.

tarus pear time.

ohhhhh yes.
come to daddy.

that bouquet.
so easy on the nose.
the sweet fruitiness.
not to mention the impending stupor.

happy daze.

it still looks quite breezy out there.
certainly not t-shirt weather.
no complaints though.

damn that's good sauce.
to coin a phrase from a richard widmark film.

well,
having just read 5 chapters of an orwell book.
online.
thanks to mj.
and in a state of mental numbness.
thanks to my taurus pear.
i'm gonna fuck off to bed for an hour.


and with the heat,
come the flies.
i hate fuckin flies.

will get some of those dangly/sticky things.


and dandelions,
the lawn-sex man next door has dandelions on his lawn.
i can't believe it.

MORE?
well,
i COULD have been.
yesterday,
it was 2ltrs of morrison's finest.
today,
i've had 2ltrs of taurus pear.
and still,
my thirst is not fully quenched.

it took a right old battle of wills,
to have that taurus.

okay,
i've drunk nothing,
really.

but when does "nothing",
become "something"?

and at MY age.