Other day after sex...

Bev and i were talking about fantasies, and she came out with this one ... She would like me to meet her in a town centre pub near were she works and pretend to be a stranger, chat her up, buy her a drink, make a pass at her, then take her to a hotel room nearby and have rampant sex and then for her to go back to work (they do flexi time). I'm quite up for it tbh, but at the same time a bit nattered that she wants me to pretend to be another man. I said i'd like to shag her in her office, on the desk just pull her skirt down and pull her knickers to one side, with the added risk of someone coming in and catching us

Whats yours?

To get to that pub before you.

Dirty Diego wrote:To get to that pub before you.

for my life to be free from technological glitches.

and i wouldnt dream of telling anyone on this sex crazed forum.

Dirty Diego wrote:To get to that pub before you.

sheilalma wrote:

Dirty Diego wrote:To get to that pub before you.

If I revealed my sex fantasies I'd be arrested.

Nobby Cheese wrote:If I revealed my sex fantasies I'd be arrested.

dont be shy

bitofatwat wrote:Bev and i were talking about fantasies, and she came out with this one ... She would like me to meet her in a town centre pub near were she works and pretend to be a stranger, chat her up, buy her a drink, make a pass at her, then take her to a hotel room nearby and have rampant sex and then for her to go back to work (they do flexi time). I'm quite up for it tbh, but at the same time a bit nattered that she wants me to pretend to be another man. I said i'd like to shag her in her office, on the desk just pull her skirt down and pull her knickers to one side, with the added risk of someone coming in and catching us

Whats yours?

To be the barman and sneak off out back for a hand shandy before serving you pina coladas.

i really don't have any fantasies.
weird maybe huh!
perhaps,at my age,
i'm just over all that stuff.

erixter wrote:i really don't have any fantasies.
weird maybe huh!
perhaps,at my age,
i'm just over all that stuff.

Dont you get urges eric...dirty thoughts etc ..

Be careful how you answer Eric...he could be wanking as he reads it.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Be careful how you answer Eric...he could be wanking as he reads it.

morning_glory wrote:and i wouldnt dream of telling anyone on this sex crazed forum.

Have to wonder if the refusal to indulge us is what she gets off on...

Well, MG? PM me.

(She'll PM me now to mock and I'll explode with anticipation, have the remorse and deflation after reading the mocking and then get off again on the way I've been played after a suitable break. Everyone's a winner)

sure i look at young females sometimes,
and think.
but i'm really not up to it,
so what's the point in fantacising?

in my youth,
at best,
i was rubbish in the sack.
so bedding a young female was a bitter sweet experience for me.

erixter wrote:in my youth,
at best,
i was rubbish in the sack.

it's no joke nobby.

but there you go.
life eh?

As long as you got to point and shoot, Eric, all the rest is just statistics...

yes,
that's fine.
but you like the woman to notice it eh?

Fuck me, Eric, why do you think I have the fallback of humour? You have to with my record...

See, I can beat this fellow for speed

Spoiler:

Bet you can't go off twelve times in an hour, though, Tony

Multiple orgasms - I invented them