Other day after sex...

Lucky cunt

Bert wrote:Bet you can't go off twelve times in an hour, though, Tony



Multiple orgasms - I invented them

i can't remember that far back.

really!

Nobby Cheese wrote:Lucky cunt

Unlucky cunt, lucky me, Tone

It's like going to a concert with a beautiful woman.

I'm there, excited, have been singing the songs on the train there while not paying her the attention I should, I get there, lose all my money to merchandising before I get inside, sing and dance like a lunatic to the first song of the first support act, flake out halfway through track one, spent, and miss the entire show subsequently as I sleep soundly next to my seething companion, leaning on her and drooling.

Next day I'll tell everyone it was fucking fantastic.