Miss Jones goes cycling

 

Can't work out why Vincent Kompany's mate finds it so amusing though.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Can't work out why Vincent Kompany's mate finds it so amusing though.

   

The real mc Coy

 

Nah, it's quite tidy, Jonesy. Banning doesn't spring to mind

Jonesy in action with, well, pick any bloke off the fora

3.00 onwards

 

missyj wrote: 

 

Right, get your knockers out now then.


 


You know what, I've only typed that (before I go any further, if you're going to do it, do it - don't let me put you off) because the word "knockers" makes me laugh. I loved the 70s.

Peeves me that there isn't really a good word for "boobs" that doesn't come out clinical, comical or just fucking rude. The times that she's been laughing already because of my tiny cock my rapier wit and it's all dissolved into silliness because I've had to refer under pressure to "norks", "funbags" and "jubblies"... 

'Bristols' and 'top bollocks' for me.

NotBert wrote:Right, get your knockers out now then.


 


You know what, I've only typed that (before I go any further, if you're going to do it, do it - don't let me put you off) because the word "knockers" makes me laugh.  I loved the 70s.

Peeves me that there isn't really a good word for "boobs" that doesn't come out clinical, comical or just fucking rude.  The times that she's been laughing already because of my tiny cock my rapier wit and it's all dissolved into silliness because I've had to refer under pressure to "norks", "funbags" and "jubblies"... 

that must of been some pressure ,never use those words in the sack

Nobby Cheese wrote:'Bristols' and 'top bollocks' for me.

or these ones

missyj wrote:

NotBert wrote:Right, get your knockers out now then.


 


You know what, I've only typed that (before I go any further, if you're going to do it, do it - don't let me put you off) because the word "knockers" makes me laugh.  I loved the 70s.

Peeves me that there isn't really a good word for "boobs" that doesn't come out clinical, comical or just fucking rude.  The times that she's been laughing already because of my tiny cock my rapier wit and it's all dissolved into silliness because I've had to refer under pressure to "norks", "funbags" and "jubblies"... 

that must of been some pressure ,never use those words in the sack

I said that, what can I say, I choked. And having done it once, I did it again and again to the point the mental block made me go "aaaaah...f...www... MAMMARIES".

Now I resort to crying alone in a quietened room and console myself with my monastic vows which start "Lord, hear my words, why isn't there a good word for "bangers"?"

If you have one, Jonesy, the world will thank you, men around the world will make casts of your denim-clad bottom and worship it for a second reason. Help us, even if just to save us the cost of guilt-ridden Kleenex... 

Iv an idea , keep quiet , your voice messes with our imagination  

I can't do that, I'm a commentator. It's like when I'm tiling or painting, I have to talk myself through it. I work better for it.

And I have to bring my "A" game, for (i) I am a perfectionist and (ii) it compensates for the rest...  

I drive better when I'm talking about it as well. Unless you want to drive, and I'll just go to sleep in the back.

Hang on, I think I went reality over fantasy there, oh fuck it, the moment's gone... WHANGERS!

I'm really running low on crap boob words that I'd never use now...

On the plus side, I've perfected the walk to the rank and lonely cab ride home

Ha ha ,, I'm putting it in now  

You're putting what in where?

I get the feeling I've missed something and yet I don't recall referring to "headlamps"...

That was me imagining your commentating

missyj wrote:That was me imagining your commentating

That would be "I think it's in now... oh... um, sorry... you like it, huh? MELONS!"

Melons should only be used on the market , done it many a time , "take a look at my big melons " etc etc ,, thinking back there were so many , there wasn't an item I couldn't sex up

"Would you like to fondle my buttocks?"
"Are they the things next to the oranges?"

missyj wrote:Melons should only be used on the market , done it many a time , "take  a look at my big melons " etc etc ,, thinking back there were so many , there wasn't an item I couldn't sex up

How do you do it with a chow mein, a cod (light batter) and a can of Fanta?

I've got something in my mind already and I'll just tail off and... you know...