Miss Jones goes cycling

Not so much scope in the chippy but I can batter your sausage :/ your plaice or mine

I once tried to buy a fishcake with a £50 note and the woman behind the counter said "haven't you anything smaller?" I naturally replied "I don't know anyone who has anything smaller and I've sucked a lot of cocks" "Well my brother's got nine inches?"

I think we need to stop now  

NotBert wrote:I once tried to buy a fishcake with a £50 note and the woman behind the counter said "haven't you anything smaller?"  I naturally replied "I don't know anyone who has anything smaller and I've sucked a lot of cocks" "Well my brother's got nine inches?"

  

missyj wrote:I think we need to stop now  

 

missyj wrote:I think we need to stop now  

Now that one I've heard before...

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:I think we need to stop now  

Now that one I've heard before...

 

Oh please don't kiss me there
Oh please don't kiss me
Oh please don't kiss
Oh please don't
Oh please
Oh

Nobby Cheese wrote:Oh please don't kiss me there
Oh please don't kiss me
Oh please  don't kiss
Oh please don't
Oh please
Oh

yeah that's about the size of it ( setting up bert yet again )

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Oh please don't kiss me there
Oh please don't kiss me
Oh please  don't kiss
Oh please don't
Oh please
Oh

yeah that's about the size of it ( setting up bert yet again )

  

In my defence, I have a huge lung capacity and rarely need to breathe and I can lick my own ear with my tongue.

missyj wrote:Iv an idea , keep quiet , your voice messes with our imagination  

Am I the only one who thinks when Jonesy climbs on for the kill, I'm supposed to be in the background like Motty saying "Heh, and Jones there making a move that she last tried at Luton outside the Asda when she dropped a 70/1 six-timer on the Europa League fixtures having just come out of the Casino up a fortnight's wages. And would you look at the suspension action there on that Corsa!"