Concert at sea 2014

I might need to buy a ticket for the Saturday (28 June)... Bløf, Passenger, Isle Delange and Jacqueline Govaert are playing!  
...Siobhan is doing security both days, so it should be a laugh I reckon hahahaha    

She's all ready for doing security at the concert...

see...



 

I fancy your daughter.

  

I also fancy you and your horse.

That horse (Chilly) is now in Italy :'(

Could be worse, She, he could have said he fiddles with his parts every time he sees you

Spoiler:

NotBert wrote:Could be worse, She, he could have said he fiddles with his parts every time he sees you

Spoiler:

  

 

Come on then, let's have a tasteful nude shot then. Preferably in a field of wavy corn holding a buttercup.

Sorry, I've been in the garden all day doing manly things. Boobs please. (Aaaand we're back...  )

NotBert wrote:Come on then, let's have a tasteful nude shot then.  Preferably in a field of wavy corn holding a buttercup.

Sorry, I've been in the garden all day doing manly things.  Boobs please.  (Aaaand we're back...  )

'tis not the season for 'wavy corn'  but I have buttercups in the garden hahaha
But unfortunately my boobs aint big enough for a boob shot  

Not for you to judge, She, and art is art.  We're not interested in size, otherwise some of us would never have sex

Ahem.  I'd just like to say at this point that I've spent a lot of the weekend topless (which trust me, isn't pretty) and in shorts (which frankly, is; I have fine pins* and an arse that just doesn't quit.  It does, sadly, spill out the sides a bit as a result)



*Please concentrate on this point.  There isn't much that works properly but I have well sexy calves - I sometimes use them to get myself off...

she wrote: but I have buttercups in the garden hahaha
But unfortunately my boobs aint big enough for a boob shot  

(i) The first line isn't a euphemism for a different type of *ahem* garden?
(ii) You're clearly asking me to coax you a bit more to get the girls out; consider me coaxing something
(iii) If you didn't laugh at (i) and (ii), I'm losing my touch
(iv) Jonesy is mad jealous of the attention you're getting
(v) See (iii) re (iv)
(vi) I had to think a bit about (v), it's practically an equation

Here's something to be getting on with while She deliberates Bert:

Some chebs them Tony  

Monster chebs!

Nobby Cheese wrote:Monster chebs!

hint of photoshop or not?

Not sure.
Either way, I'm spent now.
  

Nobby Cheese wrote:Here's something to be getting on with while She deliberates Bert:

There's an image there but it's not showing for me, Tone?

Can you see now?

Nobby Cheese wrote:Can you see now?

A fucking cow would be proud of them   

Like looking at Beaker off the Muppets.















Only while wanking furiously. TBH, if you scout these boards, I'd be surprised if she made the top 10 but that's just because we have some stern competition... She is frankly too big and I don't think it's that surgeon's best work. I'd have to inspect her more closely, of course...

NotBert wrote:Like looking at Beaker off the Muppets.

















Only while wanking furiously.  TBH, if you scout these boards, I'd be surprised if she made the top 10 but that's just because we have some stern competition...  She is frankly too big and I don't think it's that surgeon's best work.  I'd have to inspect her more closely, of course...

had to jog my memory bertb   

but yep those eyes do look like boobies