THE WORLD'S BEST FOOTBALLER BAR NONE

Even half fit he was the best player on the pitch tonight:

  

Made all the difference t'night Tone. Missed the first half as i was out bowling. Back to the drawing board now.

I agree but the goals he scored yesterday should of been scored by any half decent striker

missyj wrote:I agree but the goals he scored yesterday should of been scored by any half decent striker

Get a grip....I can think of 'world class strikers' who'd have been hard pressed to put those two away, especially the first one....a lot more difficult header than you may think.
I thought you fancied him anyway?
  

No he looks like Freddie mercury ugly brother , you're thinking of Ronaldo   

missyj wrote:No he looks like Freddie mercury ugly brother , you're thinking of Ronaldo   

  

missyj wrote:I agree but the goals he scored yesterday should of been scored by any half decent striker

The only time ever yesterday where, when the ball went over and off Gerrard, I actually said "fuck" before he'd even squared up. I've never had that sense of certainty about any striker ever - he punishes teams. As for the first one, there isn't a striker in the world who has that change of direction, let alone one at that pace. Jagielka lost sight of him for two seconds and he'd gone - he could have been by the corner flag, he'd have had no idea.

Every centre back who faces him must be a stone lighter when they play him as they must frankly shit themselves for a week solid before the game. He is too good for the English game.

Unlike the overblown Portuguese fart. He reminds me of Mendieta - send him in the corner on his own with his own ball and he'd be happy, never mind the rest of the side.

I said fuck any time Gerrard was near the ball   

I get the feeling he says the same when feeling his balls.

There's a gag in there I was trying to work you into, Jonesy, but there is a limit to my coarseness and he's a bridge too far; I couldn't do it.