Eating out here tonight

Think i'll opt for an all you can eat buffet

      

The fish is a house speciality.

NotBert wrote:The fish is a house speciality.

The main entrance was shut so had to use the back door again  

NotBert wrote:The fish is a house speciality.

you can do better than that   

If I had a pound for every occasion a woman had said that to me, Jonesy, I'd still be a lousy fuck but I'd be one in Barbados...

NotBert wrote:If I had a pound for every occasion a woman had said that to me, Jonesy, I'd still be a lousy fuck but I'd be one in Barbados...

not selling yourself here bert

NotBert wrote:If I had a pound for every occasion a woman had said that to me, Jonesy, I'd still be a lousy fuck but I'd be one in Barbados...

   

missyj wrote:

NotBert wrote:If I had a pound for every occasion a woman had said that to me, Jonesy, I'd still be a lousy fuck but I'd be one in Barbados...

not selling yourself here bert

Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards wasn't famous for his excellence, Jonesy. He was a lousy fuck too.

In all seriousness, as a particularly ugly bloke, I have to make up for it somewhere and I do it through humour, self-deprecation and by having the touch of a wizard, the tongue of a lizard and the fact that I can breathe through my ears.

See, Jonesy, now you don't know where I'm coming from.   

I do   

missyj wrote:I do   

  

We met today, Tone. Had some lunch, made a few bon mots then Jonesy made her excuses and left when I took the bag off my head.

NotBert wrote:We met today, Tone.  Had some lunch, made a few bon mots then Jonesy made her excuses and left when I took the bag off my head.

    

NotBert wrote:We met today, Tone.  Had some lunch, made a few bon mots then Jonesy made her excuses and left when I took the bag off my head.

  

I know, Jonesy, you can't unsee it now