Tony fucking Adams

I don't know which is funnier, this meathead being appointed manager of Granada (the football team in La Liga, not the cinema in the High Street) or the fact that he has signed Kieran Richardson and Nigel Reo-Coker today!!........Neither would get a game in League Two yet they'll be on the same pitch as Real Madrid in a fortnight!

Adams has to be back on the lager or the Granada board are on the Vino.

It would be great if he were managing the cinema, though.

There would only be four seats at the back for Dixon, Keown, him and Winterburn and if anyone tried to sit in front of them they'd have their arms up shouting to the usherette to stop the film and give them the miscreants' popcorn. And the front seats would be occupied by Ian Wright who would spend the ninety minutes of the film chasing Milk Duds launched from the back row and from the room where the projectionist, Lukic Seaman, sits. Perry Groves would be allowed to watch the closing credits only.

He's fallen out of the traps.
Three games, all defeats....3-1, 3-0 and 2-0.
He'll be giving Moyes and Neville a run for their money that's for sure.

Game four just finished.............another defeat (2-1 at Sociedad).....Yep, definitely going to dwarf Neville and Moyes.

Tonight should be easier for them......they're playing Real Madrid.

Fancied his chances tonight if Ronaldo didn't play.

Ronaldo not in squad.

30 mins in. 0-4

This is like a mini-Downfall meme but this I reckon is the best...

AND they lost again this weekend.
6 games.......all defeats.

Half time in his seventh game and they are losing 2-1 at home.

Gissa job.
I could do that.

All over.
Lost again
Tony Adams

I wanted a European manager with pedigree, a bit of quality



Unfortunately, I could only get to Poundland and had to get an inferior lookalike