WHAT MAKES A WOMAN SEXY?

BESIDES THE OBVIOUS.

Curves and youth.

Breathing helps, but not mandatory...

morning_glory wrote:BESIDES THE OBVIOUS.

eyes, smile, personality, good body, and knows what she wants in the sack.

Beer

Goggles

Bert wrote:Beer

Lots of.

If she turns up with beer, naked AND with pies, that helps as well. She can even bring those two Olympic gold medals she has...

Beer, naked AND pies?
What a dream.

Nice knickers

Did you expect anything else MG?

not really.but i was hoping someone would say sense of humour its all ive got.

morning_glory wrote:not really.but i was hoping someone would say sense of humour its all ive got.

morning_glory wrote:not really.but i was hoping someone would say sense of humour its all ive got.

I bet you have flattened some grass in your time T

morning_glory wrote:not really.but i was hoping someone would say sense of humour its all ive got.

She'll laugh enough when she sees my cock. Now get me my pie.

Ive had my share.Im giving up on men though , ive had the ugliest man ever to pm on a dating site

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:not really.but i was hoping someone would say sense of humour its all ive got.

She'll laugh enough when she sees my cock. Now get me my pie.

why does it look like a Cumberland sausage...

That's not mine. I go under the name "dried chipolata".

Nobby Cheese wrote:

Quite impressed that the bloke's arm has an integral headlamp, though.

A truly appalling case of button mushroom syndrome.

snake plissken wrote:A truly appalling case of button mushroom syndrome.

Certainly not a magic mushroom Snake