I'm going to eat cheese

I still cant believe you go in tesco, it's far to corporate and sinister. Nice little farm shop or local co-op maybe.

chips wrote:I still cant believe you go in tesco, it's far to corporate and sinister. Nice little farm shop or local co-op maybe.

Farm shop? I don't own a fucking helicopter, Chips...

The Co-Op is notoriously shit for cheese as well. And there's nothing sinister about Tesco - they are up front "We're fucking Tesco. And?"

(I have pointed out that I get some Tasty Lancashire off the farmer every now and again but it does murder me. Doesn't stop me...)

My mrs does all our shopping at Tesco.

I buy my petrol at Tesco and she gets the clubcard points, just like the bird on the advert.

Bert wrote:Not you, Nobby...

I've got the biscuits, bit of soft cheese, some vintage mature Cheddar, can't be bad.

in the first time since i left my parents in 1998...today was the first time i bought ritz bicuits and craft philidephia .....i think we should move in together Bert...the odd couple ...why is it they sell light philidephia or semi light?..basically if you eat cheese you get fat.

i think there would be arguaments if we moved in together Bert

The kids and my other half would wonder who the fuck you are, Dex...

I don't buy into light versions of cheese - all they do is remove cheese and add water. Same goes for mayonnaise. You can't have a reduced fat mayonnaise, it only contains vinegar, lemon juice, egg yolk and oil. Fat free oil is a vacuum so that doesn't work.

And if you had Philly instead of butter or spreads, you'd lose weight as it carries less calories...

i love philly, but only with ryvitas the brown ones, which i cant buy because they have changed the packaging, and I cant remember which it is.

hmm cheese where to start... i love ALL cheese.
in fact, i dont think ive ever had cheese i disliked
i even enjoyed the marmite cheese bites.

cheese in crackers is fantastic and always a nice end to an evening with wine.

i highly recomend BRANSTON pickle, or my new fav at the moment is BRANSTON BEETROOT pickle. Try it on a cracked with some nice cheddar!!

im eating loads spinach and goats cheese at moment too.... LOVE IT!!! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!!

it would be nice if cheese had the calorie count of lettuce.they can put men on the moon...

I know!
Im supirsed im not HUGE! given how much cheese i eat


are we all provolleta lovers?
nothing beats a plate of hot, melted cheese with herbs and some fresh baked bread..............................

Try it with Strawberry or Raspberry jam on bread..

Another slab down, a new journey begins tomorrow/today (I've had plenty of sleep but have yet to go to bed - I don't know what the EU standard is on my position).

This thread should be more spectacular for the admission of MG's lesbian sleep fantasy earlier on which didn't involve dinosaurs at all.

Poacher's Choice and cheddar with caramelised onions.

I would marry this. Or marry the paella and cheat on it with this, having lots of cheese babies with a hint of damson and liquorice

Guest wrote:Another slab down, a new journey begins tomorrow/today (I've had plenty of sleep but have yet to go to bed - I don't know what the EU standard is on my position).

This thread should be more spectacular for the admission of MG's lesbian sleep fantasy earlier on which didn't involve dinosaurs at all.

I now dream about monkeys, due to my addiction to Monkey Business

runawaytrain wrote:I know!
Im supirsed im not HUGE! given how much cheese i eat


are we all provolleta lovers?
nothing beats a plate of hot, melted cheese with herbs and some fresh baked bread..............................

i wouldn't mind trying that.

NotBert wrote:Poacher's Choice and cheddar with caramelised onions.

I would marry this. Or marry the paella and cheat on it with this, having lots of cheese babies with a hint of damson and liquorice

morning_glory wrote:

Guest wrote:Another slab down, a new journey begins tomorrow/today (I've had plenty of sleep but have yet to go to bed - I don't know what the EU standard is on my position).

This thread should be more spectacular for the admission of MG's lesbian sleep fantasy earlier on which didn't involve dinosaurs at all.

I now dream about monkeys, due to my addiction to Monkey Business

i HAVE heard it said,
that only a woman,
knows how to pleasure a woman.

and i know that men don't like to be instructed by their women,
but me?
hey!
tell me.
show me what to do.
so long as it doesn't require a big nob,
let's go there.

Thought that this might have some Bomber on it. Turns out it had cheese porn and lesbian dreams. A find. Upped.