We should have kept a diary...

...of the fallen. Not the genuine leavers or that, but those who tried and failed to join on the grounds that they are cunts and we exist in spite of them. Benedictine have a Hall of Counterfeits - "Salle des Contrefaçons", it would have been nice if we could have had the same...

probably the same 3 or 4 time and time again bert

Indeed, BOAT, but the individual attempts combined would show how much we actually matter to them - we must be into the twenties, I reckon. That would be an average of five goes a head. Fuck me, I don't think I'm on five fora, let alone having tried to join one five times even though it simply doesn't want me.

Bert wrote:Indeed, BOAT, but the individual attempts combined would show how much we actually matter to them - we must be into the twenties, I reckon. That would be an average of five goes a head. Fuck me, I don't think I'm on five fora, let alone having tried to join one five times even though it simply doesn't want me.

I'd guess your about right bert. Seemingly Olspy had not posted for a month or so since i left when i turned up as boat he was out like shot.

He must have serious problems if i mean so much to him

Paul probably looked over his shoulder and told him about you. He'd have withdrawn so fast there'd be vaseline all over the curtains

Bert wrote:Paul probably looked over his shoulder and told him about you. He'd have withdrawn so fast there'd be vaseline all over the curtains

And of course, let us not forget the usernames that never even got as far as the boards. Oxfrod last night had two goes, the first getting torched after getting in for a bit of a warm, the second getting told to fuck off before he'd even got to the bouncers managing the rope.

Quite spectacular that the wondergraduate will go as far as opening a Hotmail account in a new name, putting in an application to join, hoping it doesn't get burnt before he makes a post and then if he gets that far, getting binned after posting nothing we haven't seen before. I reckon he must spend at least an hour a go on average in admin just to get to the point of posting once.

Do I say "We win" now?

Bert wrote:Paul probably looked over his shoulder and told him about you. He'd have withdrawn so fast there'd be vaseline all over the curtains

Boat, if Olspy hasn't been posting on PP and only did so when you turned up, that is quite suspicious.

I assert it can only mean one of two things namely:

1) Boat is Olspy

2) Olspy is a multi

chips wrote:Boat, if Olspy hasn't been posting on PP and only did so when you turned up, that is quite suspicious.

I assert it can only mean one of two things namely:

1) Boat is Olspy

2) Olspy is a multi

I'll go with 2

NotPiers also turned up seconds after Tony returned, as you may recall.