What's in a name?

"Edgware" popped into my head the other day, oddly enough. Can't remember why, might have been down to the Underground sign for some reason, and it was the last time I was funny...

I'm sure you're still funny

chips wrote:

I'm sure you're still funny

OK, so I've got you not refusing salacious things and telling me I'm still funny.

We have to meet and get it on. Edgware station it is, I'll be the one in the thong.
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If that still needs a tie breaker, I'll be on the left.
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The extreme left.
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All right then, no thong.
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What do you mean, that doesn't help? Is Edgware some free love and paganism site or something?
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Oh right, I didn't know. Hampstead Heath then. I'll be the one tossing off a Welsh politician.
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Fuck me, how many Welsh members are there out on Hampstead Heath?
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Well I didn't know they had that many constituencies, never mind wankhunting reprsentatives
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Waterloo station under the big clock with a copy of Brief Encounter it is then...

Waterloo's too far

chips wrote:Health - ok I think. Got to have bloods done again in 4 weeks to see how I'm getting on with the meds.

OU - going well. Have submitted 7 assignments and have my ECA to hand in - in three weeks time. Got my books for my next course today.


Thanks for asking, how's you?

ok, plodding on.ill feel better when my washing machines mended

chips wrote:Waterloo's too far

Given the value you'd get out of me, Edgware is probably too far. It'd be hardly worth you going to the bottom of the garden for my nine seconds, followed by an abashed apology and eight hours' sleep. I could be done before introductions, quite frankly. "Just give me twenty minutes..."

On the plus side, I would give you nine seconds of my very best work...

morning_glory wrote:

ok, plodding on.ill feel better when my washing machines mended

Fingers crossed

Bert wrote:

chips wrote:Waterloo's too far

Given the value you'd get out of me, Edgware is probably too far. It'd be hardly worth you going to the bottom of the garden for my nine seconds, followed by an abashed apology and eight hours' sleep. I could be done before introductions, quite frankly. "Just give me twenty minutes..."

On the plus side, I would give you nine seconds of my very best work...

It's like "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords - 2 seconds in heaven is better than 1 second in heaven!

Christ, Chips, now I'm under pressure to manage 9 seconds...

Although on the plus side, I'm in there...

One down, three to go. So, She, MG, Jonesy, if you're looking in, Chips is up for it, I'm already naked, the camera is charged, sign up as soon as...

I've been starkers and freezing cold for eighteen months now...

NotBert wrote:I've been starkers and freezing cold for eighteen months now...

Guest wrote:8 blokes will introduce themselves as Roger Mee
1 Chris Bagg (I would have expected there to be 192, myself...)
...because there are 4 Chris Boxes and you can get 48 Chris Baggs in a Chris Box
8 Paul Overs (all either policemen or in menswear)
11 Jack Houghs (every one a wanker)
7 are Joe King when I'm deadly serious
4 Ben Dovers who are presumably proctologists

That second example there is genius. I used to be so funny...