Ultimate Conspiracy Theory

You think I'm bad?
My mate has been on the phone and he genuinely believes that this volcanic ash is a load of bollocks invented by the governments and media to cover the fact that the skies are being kept clear because we have made contact with beings from another solar system and they don't want pilots or passengers seeing them up there right now.

FFS

Loon.

Mad Tony wrote:You think I'm bad?
My mate has been on the phone and he genuinely believes that this volcanic ash is a load of bollocks invented by the governments and media to cover the fact that the skies are being kept clear because we have made contact with beings from another solar system and they don't want pilots or passengers seeing them up there right now.

My friend Nigel is a conspiracy nutter, he thinks aeroplane lines in the sky are the gov spraying mind control drugs

He's 59

Kit wrote:My friend Nigel is a conspiracy nutter, he thinks aeroplane lines in the sky are the gov spraying mind control drugs

So do I

The MOD did admit to trying it years ago

Kit wrote:

The MOD did admit to trying it years ago

There you go!

I have a photo of me somewhere standing in the exact place where the LAST geothermic eruption took place in Iceland . . .

One thought did amuse. The banking crisis made Iceland an international pariah.

Now it's just a pyre.

Get me coat?

Global warming is caused by the decline in pirates.

OK, so it wasn't funny. You bastards don't have to humiliate me.

I always thought it would be nice if Iceland had a neighbour called Lemonland. Then they could drown their sorrows***.

***(with suitable mixers)