Joke

Did you know that you can't actually burn niggers?
It's not because they already look burnt though... apparently it's against the law.

a man walks out of a bar after a heavy session. he sees a nun walking towards him. he runs over and hits her square in the jaw. the nun hits the ground and the man starts doing a drunken victory dance around her. the nun shakes off the blow and tries to get up. the man knocks her down again. she collapses, unconscious. the man looks down and says 'you ain't so tough batman.'

Whats the difference between iron man and iron woman?
Iron man was a superhero and iron woman is a simple instruction

"Doctor, I cant stop Wanking over 17 yr old black girls".
"Try one of these" says Doc.
"What are they" he asks?
Doc says, "Nigger teen patches"

Walking down the street I saw a nigger carrying a telly. I thought that looks like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home sweeping the stairs!

Dirty Diego wrote:Walking down the street I saw a nigger carrying a telly. I thought that looks like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home sweeping the stairs!

Do Muslims look at nuns and think, "Look at those slags with their faces hanging out?"

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

The worst job I have ever had was crushing Coca Cola cans.

It was soda pressing

Went to a seafood disco the other night.

I pulled a mussell

did she tickle your cockle?

was she a bloater, did you do her like a kipper, etc

Abdul Kowalski wrote:did she tickle your cockle?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:was she a bloater, did you do her like a kipper, etc

Was in the pub earlier with my mate, he said "your round", I said so are you, you fat bastard.

sounds like we share drinking buddies - if they weren't so fucking fat they might be able to reach their wallets

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

sounds like we share drinking buddies - if they weren't so fucking fat they might be able to reach their wallets

I once got arrested for killing a guy with a piece of sandpaper.

I only meant to rough him up a bit.

bitofatwat wrote:

Abdul Kowalski wrote:did she tickle your cockle?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:was she a bloater, did you do her like a kipper, etc

did you have a whale of a time?

Did her cunt smell of fish paste?

Oh for fucks sake, come on

Did she give you crabs?

I save a nigerian from drowning last week.

I took my foot off his head.

Glimmer wrote:I save a nigerian from drowning last week.

I took my foot off his head.