It's a bit quiet round these parts...

Hope Tony hasn't copped for a dodgy eel down the market.

how yer doin DD?

erixter wrote:how yer doin DD?

Had an hospital appointment this morning then had to go and sort out a landscape gardener for my mother ...nearly the whole day gone

I like it quiet...

I'M IN AN INPLAY SITUATION RIGHT NOW.
caps,oops!

sorted.

erixter wrote:I'M IN AN INPLAY SITUATION RIGHT NOW.
caps,oops!

bunders eric ? hope you get a trade mate

Evening chaps.

bitofatwat wrote:

erixter wrote:I'M IN AN INPLAY SITUATION RIGHT NOW.
caps,oops!

bunders eric ? hope you get a trade mate

done and dusted.
st.pauli.

i know that's after-timing,
but know what it's like puttin bets up.

Dirty Diego wrote:Evening chaps.

Evening DD , Off out or quiet night in ?

Very quiet night in.
I'm tucked up in bed, got some twattin chest infection.

I believe the phrase is "Lemsip and a wank", DD...

belladonna plaster.

morning_glory wrote:belladonna plaster.

Well he might do, but not because of the Lemsip...

Fuck off cunts, I'm not well

He's probably too young to know what it means.

Dirty Diego wrote:Fuck off cunts, I'm not well

Pussy imo

Fuck off

Dirty Diego wrote:Fuck off

what's wrong with you?

Some Shithouse chest infection. Hacking crap up for fun. Hurts like a bastard.

Dirty Diego wrote:Some Shithouse chest infection. Hacking crap up for fun. Hurts like a bastard.

a cold

Got no Lemsip, DD?

Otherwise, it must be that you can't sustain an erection. Your call, big boy. I can be there in an hour with some of Beecham's finest or a horsewhip and a jar of Marmite.

Bring on the Marmite.


And tell feldy to feck off.

Dirty Diego wrote:Bring on the Marmite.


And tell feldy to feck off.

Will sir be wearing or eating?

Dirty Diego wrote:Bring on the Marmite.


And tell feldy to feck off.

sorry mate, know you're Ill when you say you are