PICTURE QUIZ

Bert would fuck them all.

That's unfair, Tony. There are a couple I wouldn't.

In the top left photo, though, I'd offer the Michael Jackson lookalike in the background the chance of a threeway. I don't care if it's a Harrow Sandwich.

I'm not sure if I would prefer the one second down, right-hand side to be a bloke and I'd still do him...

(Jesus, even I'm laughing at that. Even though it's true, the dirty bitch/boy)

1R, 3R, 4L, both the 5s and both the 6s, not only are men but appear to have had a boxing career before taking up the boobs.

I would not be surprised if all twelve were a travelling troupe of ex-male ex-boxers and yes, I'm still on with second right because she (I'm not into this sexual ambiguity, she's there now and that's all that counts) looks frankly saucy.

If there's one on each row packing cock and one not, I'd just ask for a threeway with the second row and devil's threesome here I come.

It's like the Corrs dilemma, Tone.

There are four members of the Corrs. The three women who each correspond to a different element of the sense of taste, and a bloke whose name should be Alan. He's the brother who IIRC looks like Andy Murray, who is "bitter".

You get to rummage around in a bag with the four names on them and you can choose as many or as few as you like, minimum one. However, whichever ball you pick out you have to fuck.

The premise is three smoking hot women and a bloke who isn't even hot like a Thai ladyboy with a dirty grin. How many do you pick?

If you pick one, you might end up in a night of solo man love. 3/1
Two, and its fifty-fifty man love and one other, or two of the three and a story for the News Of The World.
Three and it's 3/1 the jackpot, 1/3 you'll be getting some Alan love.

I'll take all four. How do you like me now, Al baby?

bitofatwat wrote:

Bert wrote:1R, 3R, 4L, both the 5s and both the 6s, not only are men but appear to have had a boxing career before taking up the boobs.

I would not be surprised if all twelve were a travelling troupe of ex-male ex-boxers and yes, I'm still on with second right because she (I'm not into this sexual ambiguity, she's there now and that's all that counts) looks frankly saucy.

If there's one on each row packing cock and one not, I'd just ask for a threeway with the second row and devil's threesome here I come.

(i)
(ii) Same provision stands for row two
(iii) A few of them need to eat some cake, though

Looking back over the old threads, 3,4 and 5 on this thread in read-down order are theMasters' at Augusta Amen Corner of this challenge - no matter how difficult it might play, you'd want a tilt at it just to say "look what I did". I'd even demand someone take photos or video it.

The rest do look like they could form a midweek men's seven a side team with subs

NotBert wrote:

The rest do look like they could form a midweek men's seven a side team with subs

Since the picture of the red hot transexuals has gone, here's a quiz about where you might meet them in the seven-a-side

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/may/29/football-quiz-name-stadiums-aerial-view

Not unlike the previous quiz, I impressed myself by getting eight.

NotBert wrote:Since the picture of the red hot transexuals has gone, here's a quiz about where you might meet them in the seven-a-side

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/may/29/football-quiz-name-stadiums-aerial-view

Not unlike the previous quiz, I impressed myself by getting eight.

you scored 3 out of a possible 10

A loan spell at Hartlepool is calling you (and not even Jeff Stelling is happy about it)

I got three too.

Some pretty good reasoning here. I spotted the church on the corner at Goodison, the Maracana is a standout, the German ground has the sporting club infrastructure around and you can also pick out the Holte End at Villa Park and the uniformity of the two ends at Ibrox. Oh, and Anfield isn't there...

Now find me my transsexual pics