Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop

...and walk over to the bird section where Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous fer me!'

Staggy wrote:

Meanwhile...............................................

What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Spoiler:

An englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a latvian, a turk, an aussie, a yank, an egyptian, a jap, a mexican, a spaniard, a greek, a russian, an estonian, a german, an italian, a pole, a lithuanian, a swede, a finn, an isreali, a romanian, a bulgarian, a serb, a czech, and a swiss went into a nightclub. The bouncer says "Sorry lads I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Tabloid Lover goes into an sex shop and says, 'Hello, I'd like to buy some sex, please.'

The woman says, we don't sell sex, we sell things for sex.'

TL says, 'Okay, give me a bottle of Rohypnol and a hammer.'

bitofatwat wrote:Tabloid Lover goes into an sex shop and says, 'Hello, I'd like to buy some sex, please.'

The woman says, we don't sell sex, we sell things for sex.'

TL says, 'Okay, give me a bottle of Rohypnol and a hammer.'