reading the mail,

naomi campbell,
"fury as racist advert likens her to something called BLISS."

a chocolate bar that's sweet and delicous,
and ( of course ) brown.

campbell,
get over yourself you shit-head.
jesus,
think about it.

they're trying too sell something by making it look good,
and they liken her to it?



stupid bitch.

and "why ARE the young royals drawn to london's rowdiest nightspot?"

now that really is a toughie.

errrrrrm,
because they're young?

i reckon harry's alright.
a bit rough around the edges like pop,
but he'll do for me.