what's your favourite condiment?

"Red sauce or spunk sir?"

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/06/23/horse-semen-shots-hit-with-kiwi-connoisseurs/

A stroke of vinegar then

Reckon I'd have the red sauce, then.

Hendersons Relish. A Sheffield delicacy, great with pies, stews, chips mmmmm

morning_glory wrote:Gentlemans Relish. A Sheffield delicacy, great with pies, stews, chips mmmmm

Gentlemen's Relish is completely different, Abdul. It has anchovies and goes on hot toast. Sainsbury's is where I usually go for it because it only seems to survive in Wilbur Smith novels otherwise.

So in short - your jizz gag fails...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gentleman's%20relish

Encona hot chilli sauce.....I put it on everything like ketchup.

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.
"Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away"

Mad Tony wrote:Encona hot chilli sauce.....I put it on everything like ketchup.

excellent stuff, goes with/in almost anything

"Gentlemen's Juice"
The white sticky stuff that spurts out of your cock when it is rubbed. Girls usually like it all over their face.
"Mr Brown splattered his Gentlemen Juice all over his year 11 students when they didnt do their coursework"

"Gentlemen's Tuck"
To put your hand behind you and lift your ballsack so they dont slap against the other gentleman while double penetrating the lucky lady.
"Oi Parksie, that was very considerate of you to gentlemens tuck when we double teamed that bitch"

Kids, I'm not playing Call My Cunting Bluff here...

Mark me, this is fabulous stuff and I wouldn't throw it over anyone's face.

NotBert wrote:Kids, I'm not playing Call My Cunting Bluff here...

Mark me, this is fabulous stuff and I wouldn't throw it over anyone's face.

You are correct.....I had some years ago at a wedding.

Who was getting married and having toast and spread, Tone? Sounds like the sort of thing I'd do but it'd be because I hate everyone invited and love anchovies

It was on crackers with cress...I asked what it was and it was this stuff!
Delicious as I remember...I ate about 10.

It's a fucker to get hold of. You'd think because it keeps forever that every shop would have a dusty jar but no, I have to go to one specific Sainsbury's in a radius of about six miles.

The fucking cunts, it's not like I live on West Falkland.