Your favourite Viz characters

Big Vern, Finbar Saunders and Cockney Wanker for me.

modern parent
the critiqes
spoilt bastard

missj wrote:modern parent
the critiqes
spoilt bastard

They are the WORST three!

no that fish is the worst , oh i like roger mellie too

My kids have bought me every Viz album from 1988 to the present day! Always in with my Xmas presents.
They used to buy the comic and then laugh at me as I cried with laughter reading it after them.

And Billy the fish was superb!!

have you still got them?

missj wrote:have you still got them?

All of them!
I still read them in bed.

i want you to find and photo and put up ,, lil bastard (i think his name is ) is like a one page ad for a ceramic (maby a painting ) anyhow he is ripped to the tits on jellies and ready to rob you the minute you pop to the shops ,, it really made me laugh , hes a horrible little chavvie thing with a hood i belive and a half hidden blade , looks a bit like chucky , find him nobby please

missj wrote:i want you to find and photo and put up ,, lil bastard (i think his name is ) is like a one page ad for a ceramic (maby a painting ) anyhow he is ripped to the tits on jellies and ready to rob you the minute you pop to the shops ,, it really made me laugh , hes a horrible little chavvie thing with a hood i belive and a half hidden blade , looks a bit like chucky , find him nobby please

I'll only have to go through 22 books!!
Around 5,000 pages!!

well you cant sleep at night whos the girl in the photo ? pq

missj wrote:well you cant sleep at night whos the girl in the photo ? pq

My lovely grandaughter Amy.

i forgot you had kids that old

missj wrote:i forgot you had kids that old

My sons are 39 and 36
My daughters are 38 and 35

My grandsons are 19, 13, 12 and 10
My grandaughters are 20, 18, 15, 12, 10, 9, 8, 2 and 1

Nobby Cheese wrote:

missj wrote:i forgot you had kids that old

My sons are 39 and 36
My daughters are 38 and 35

My grandsons are 19, 13, 12 and 10
My grandaughters are 20, 18, 15, 12, 10, 9, 8, 2 and 1

Fuck me, Christmas must cost you a fortune.

Don't forget birthdays mate.

i didnt realise you had so many grand kids , do you babysit the young ones

Although bingo must be a doddle...

Oh, and I'm a bit old school:

Paul Whicker
Rude Kid

and the two-cartoon legend that was

Eight Ball Joe

eight ball joe iv got a mate called eightball ,, was this one to do with pool ?

Not in the slightest, MJ.

Bert wrote:Not in the slightest, MJ.

well dont keep me hanging ,was it drugs then or is it a private joke

No, he was a character in the first few issues way back when and he was just surreal.

Doesn't improve for the relaying, you do have to see it. Appeals to my sense of humour in particular - "every Friday he'd phone the Fire Brigade and ask them for a light". Picture of him with a furious fireman pointing at his unlit smoke.

Rude Kid was the same. And "Mrs Maybe and Her Crazy Baby"

Mrs M: Maybe we should go to the park?
Baby: "Let's fuck a coppa!

missj wrote:i didnt realise you had so many grand kids , do you babysit the young ones

Of course!