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Euro GP
probably another procession for those red bull cunts and knowing my luck that spanish bender alonso will finish in front of hamilton again but we live in hope as it's nailed on there will be collisions at valencia, let's hope one or two are serious for red bull and ferrari
1.00 ko, hamilton must finish in front of alonso, i'm 1 down on this bet so far this season
1.00 ko, hamilton must finish in front of alonso, i'm 1 down on this bet so far this season
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do you have satellite tv and wifi in your beach hut tony, with a fridge full of fucking cold beer?
no, just a deckchair, rusty kettle and knotted handkerchief - never mind, the cockle and eels bloke might stop by later
no, just a deckchair, rusty kettle and knotted handkerchief - never mind, the cockle and eels bloke might stop by later
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okay, that looks better than i thought, fair enough, but what the fuck is the little step for
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We have a cooker in there and water for tea and eggs and bacon, plus we take a cool box full of ice cold beer. We have a barby (I'm doing pork kebabs there this afternoon) and a radio of course. The wife's Android phone picks up the internet and television if we want to watch anything. We swim in the sea and the toilet is 10 yards away. We want for nothing.
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Abdul Kowalski wrote:okay, that looks better than i thought, fair enough, but what the fuck is the little step for
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Mad Tony wrote:
Is that your yearbook photo, Tone?
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Mad Tony wrote:
"Hi, we're the Cheeses and we like dining out, leisuredly walks along the beach and West Ham United. Call by our hut where a guaranteed welcome awaits - let us know, we'll throw another steak on the griddle just for you"
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Mad Tony wrote:We have a cooker in there and water for tea and eggs and bacon, plus we take a cool box full of ice cold beer. We have a barby (I'm doing pork kebabs there this afternoon) and a radio of course. The wife's Android phone picks up the internet and television if we want to watch anything. We swim in the sea and the toilet is 10 yards away. We want for nothing.
very nice imo.
all that's missing is a young slut,
wearing nothing but a skimpy apron.
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Mad Tony wrote:
"Hi, you're listening to Classic FM, I'm Tony and so's my wife..."
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NotBert wrote:Mad Tony wrote:
"Hi, you're listening to Classic FM, I'm Tony and so's my wife..."
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erixter wrote:Mad Tony wrote:We have a cooker in there and water for tea and eggs and bacon, plus we take a cool box full of ice cold beer. We have a barby (I'm doing pork kebabs there this afternoon) and a radio of course. The wife's Android phone picks up the internet and television if we want to watch anything. We swim in the sea and the toilet is 10 yards away. We want for nothing.
very nice imo.
all that's missing is a young slut,
wearing nothing but a skimpy apron.
Eric's a sex maniac since he wanked himself off talking to She about her body yesterday!!
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Good spin, Tone? Yet to have a run to the seaside myself yet this year, a bit wistful-cum-jealous (which would be a good name for a resort) here
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We only live 2 miles from the hut man...they're a great investment. Good fun to have and their values never go down. It's been great there today. I sit with my binoculars checking out the passing women's arses...the old woman thinks I'm looking out to sea.
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You know it's true. We look, Tone. It's like trying to deny the tides
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