Man who died in portable toilet at Glastonbury festival.....

......named as Christoper Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association.

druggy, hippy festival, toilets, conservative, chairman, dead

8/15 drugs
5/4 cock
7/4 drugs and cock
16/1 somethingnot involving sleaze, cocks or drugs

I'll have 700 to 400 drugs and cock please.

I think Abdul has the odds right myself, Tone. Reckon he'll have an armful, a noseful and a lungful but not a mouthful nor an arseful

a selection of the latest tweets on the tragic matter...

"hope its not our Cloud Administrator we would be stuffed"
"Please be Bono, please be Bono"
"when you gotta go you gotta go!"
"Chris Martin's music taken in for questioning by police"
"Was the culprit Morrissey?"
"MY CHANG WAS IN THAT TOILET!!!"
"Let's play guess the dead VIP"

A host of celebrities were staying within the cordoned off area, including Wayne and Coleen Rooney, who are understood to have a luxury camper van.

and a driver, and some hired help to get their food and drink ready - they should be told to live in a £10 argos tent and shit in a bucket like everyone else

All the Man Utd girlfriends are taking their other halves as well.

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Mad Tony wrote:......named as Christoper Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association.

Cameron has described him apparently as "a rock".

Well, with a surname like that, he would be a fine-grained sedimentary one. Even in death, a comedy surname

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:......named as Christoper Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association.

Cameron has described him apparently as "a rock".

Well, with a surname like that, he would be a fine-grained sedimentary one. Even in death, a comedy surname

Looks like Adul got away with the 16/1

Mad Tony wrote:Looks like Adul got away with the 16/1

Of course he did...

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:Looks like Adul got away with the 16/1

Of course he did...

Toxicology report 'inconclusive'

Cause of death 'not established'.

Yet, the body released to family today , no further tests possible.

All points to a drug related Tory/Etonian cover up.

Kit wrote:Toxicology report 'inconclusive'

Cause of death 'not established'.

Yet, the body released to family today , no further tests possible.

All points to a drug related Tory/Etonian cover up.

yep

Kit wrote:Toxicology report 'inconclusive'

Cause of death 'not established'.

Yet, the body released to family today , no further tests possible.

All points to a drug related Tory/Etonian cover up.

You're beginning to sound like one of those McCann conspiracy nuts.

And as smart as you are Kit, that's gonna take some getting out of after the slating you gave me for my beliefs.
I look forward to your wriggling

what a way to go.
in a thunder-box.
ahhh'ha'ha'ha.

Kit wrote:Toxicology report 'inconclusive'

Cause of death 'not established'.

Yet, the body released to family today , no further tests possible.

All points to a drug related Tory/Etonian cover up.

"Would you like polonium with your salt, sir?"

NotBert wrote:

Kit wrote:Toxicology report 'inconclusive'

Cause of death 'not established'.

Yet, the body released to family today , no further tests possible.

All points to a drug related Tory/Etonian cover up.

"Would you like polonium with your salt, sir?"

i am with kit on this, not saying its sus but not saying it aint either

I'm saying it is, She. It just doesn't happen. It's (punchline coming)

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NotBert wrote:I'm saying it is, She. It just doesn't happen. It's (punchline coming)

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Tough room tonight...

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its ok, i`ll get me coat....