and my aching legs,,,,

i suppose that maybe i should try to be more active at the weekends,but,
by the time i've done my cooking on saturday morning,
what amounts to an enormous casserole',
enough to last me all weekend.
i'm fucked,
absolutely,
and totally,
fucked.
so,
i spend my whole weekend,
flitting between the bunker,
the kitchen,
and the toilet.
and do,
nothing.

my legs,and my ankles,
ache like stink,
but that usually eases as i make my way to work.
oh to retire.

eric, why not make things easier?

1. buy 30 bottles of mineral water
2. buy 30 tins of fruit
3. buy 30 of these - http://www.hotpackmeals.co.uk/varieties
4. get a porta-potty

with your diet, this should provide you with sufficient food, water and fruit for a month and you could store it in the bunker, no need to move outside of it at all

shit in the porta-potty and drop the cack-bags off at the bus stop each morning

job done, thank me later

Dr Abdul Kowalski Cunt