39 years ago today I was sacked

I was managing a betting shop in Ripple Road Barking (Colin Sims), and had been fiddling for 3 months solid.
Some cunt from head office turned up to do an on the spot audit and found my float was £30 instead of £300.

I KNOW the till girl grassed me.
Cunt.

See, Thatcher battered on about enterprise, you show a bit, you get canned.

Where's the fucking love?

This was many, many years before Thatcher!!

I read 30, Tony. My peepers aren't what they were. I'm at the point now where I can't wank over anything that doesn't make a C-cup unless I have a magnifying glass (which, incidentally, is win-win if you have a tiny cock***)

Ted Heath, then. Another cunt.


***“Someone told me this, can't remember who. He only had nine inches

Bert wrote:I read 30, Tony. My peepers aren't what they were. I'm at the point now where I can't wank over anything that doesn't make a C-cup unless I have a magnifying glass (which, incidentally, is win-win if you have a tiny cock***)

Ted Heath, then. Another cunt.


***“Someone told me this, can't remember who. He only had nine inches

I lived in a flat over the top of that shop 1977-78.

Glimmer wrote:I lived in a flat over the top of that shop 1977-78.

Really??
Your life and mine have crossed so many fucking times man.

We are talking the shop right on the level crossing and not the one next to the pub the other side of the crossing here I presume?

Mad Tony wrote:We are talking the shop right on the level crossing and not the one next to the pub the other side of the crossing here I presume?

That must be really annoying having to rebuild every time a train comes.

Bert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:We are talking the shop right on the level crossing and not the one next to the pub the other side of the crossing here I presume?

That must be really annoying having to rebuild every time a train comes.

It was a bastard when extel were covering 5 horses and 1 dogs.

Mad Tony wrote:We are talking the shop right on the level crossing and not the one next to the pub the other side of the crossing here I presume?

Jusr read it again, Wrong shop.

I was in a flat oer over the one opposite Barking Abbey.

Glimmer wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:We are talking the shop right on the level crossing and not the one next to the pub the other side of the crossing here I presume?

Jusr read it again, Wrong shop.

I was in a flat oer over the one opposite Barking Abbey.

I ran that shop for two weeks in about summer 73 for Malcolm Fudge

All that housing block above the shops is boarded up now.

Chinese restaurant is still on the corner, think it's still the same owners from the 70s.

I hope Griffin nicks that seat next week.

It'll cause fucking havoc on the BF politics forum if he does.

Labour are 1.21, far from a good thing imo.

Talking of Barking, these are the steps Frank Warren was shot on.

this is like an episode of minder

DexterMorgan72 wrote:this is like an episode of minder

Mad Tony wrote:

DexterMorgan72 wrote:this is like an episode of minder

You very underestimated Dex, ive just pissed myself

kf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ohUHIjAxI

Class thread